Funny quotes on animals

It is only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. – Harry Hill

I don’t kill flies. I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell: “Whoa, I am way too high!” – Bruce Baum

A camel is a horse designed by a committee. – Alec Issigonis

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You would see a flock of birds fly by laughing hysterically. – Steven Wright

I think animal testing is a wrong idea. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers. – Hugh Laurie

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