My Wife Is at War with Her Laptop

Rekha & Rajan Traveling

A decade back, a colleague of mine proudly exclaimed, “My wife won’t go anywhere without me!”

I wanted to burst his bubble and tell him it wasn’t something he should be proud of (or happy about), but I decided against it.

In sharp contrast, my wife is fiercely independent, and I love that. So much so, if it were possible, she would have had both our kids by herself.

The other day, I spotted her standing in front of her laptop with her arms akimbo, staring into the screen.

“What are you looking at?” I asked.

“Nobody tells me what to do!” she exclaimed.

I turned to look at the laptop screen, and there was an alert “Battery low! Plug in your laptop to a power source.”

Then she narrowed her eyes at the screen and asked me, “Doesn’t that sound less like information and more like attitude?”

I thought the matter would end there. It did not.

She folded her arms tighter, as though entering a staring contest with the charging notification itself. The laptop, clearly intimidated, dimmed a little more.

“Are you going to plug it in?” I asked.

“That,” she said with the calm of a freedom fighter, “is exactly what it wants me to do.”

For the next ten minutes, she operated on 3% battery and pure principle.

I have seen people challenge authority.

I have seen people question the system.

I have now seen someone go to war with a dying laptop.

Eventually, the laptop shut down.

She looked at the black screen, looked at me, and said, “See? Now nobody is telling me anything.”

“It is dead,” I added.

“Yes, that’s what happens to anyone who tries to tell me what to do,” she said and walked away.

Note: Since then, I charge her laptop before it drops below 20%. Not because I care about the device or my wife, but I don’t want to witness another revolution.

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