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Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at jv.rajan@gmail.com or message him at +919650080255.

If I were a superhero my name would be ‘Patience Man’

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rekha & Rajan in similar outfits

If I were a superhero, I would be Patience Man. Superman has an S on his chest, Batman has a bat symbol, Spider-Man has a spider…and I would have a big “P” on my chest. Besides representing “Patience,” the “P” would also signify “Powerful” and “Perfect.” Since every superhero has a catchphrase, I will also … Read more

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How a socks I borrowed from a friend almost resulted in my divorce

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rekha and I at the parking lot

Whenever I go to play badminton, I take two extra T-shirts, a pair of socks and a towel, but last week, I forgot to take my socks and that almost made my wife divorce me. Now that I have your attention, let me narrate the whole story. That day, once I was at the badminton … Read more

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What happened in the 180 seconds I spent in the washroom without my mobile

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rekha & Rajan in Vande Bharat

There are some tragedies in life that a man is never ready for – being called an uncle, loss of hair, getting fired, loss of respect in front of his kids, and the moment when he enters the washroom without his mobile. When he enters the restroom, closes the door, pulls his pants down or … Read more

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Story of how I ‘invented a ghost’ to avoid getting caught by Rekha

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rekha and Rajan posing for a picture

Last week, I wrote how a pair of socks I had borrowed while playing badminton almost destroyed my marriage. Rekha found the socks in the pile of washed clothes and, since they were beige and white in colour, suspected that a second woman was involved. To add fuel to the fire, a reader named Dr … Read more

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How Rekha and I lived-in for eighteen-months in 2002-03

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rajans at Mahabalipuram

Before we got married in 2004, Rekha and I lived-in for 18 months. I can post this confidently today because, unfortunately, Rekha’s dad is no more to twist my arm, and her mom is not on Facebook. I was telling this to a Bangalore friend of mine, and she said, “Really? Isn’t Chennai conservative?” I … Read more

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How men and women pack differently

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rhea & Rekha

When I was studying BA Economics, one of my professors had said that if there were two economists in a room, there would be at least three theories. He said this was because economics is a complex social science based on human behaviour. Over the years, I have realised that the same rule applies to … Read more

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My 4-year long romance in school

by Jamshed V Rajan
Love

We Rajans are romantic people and when it comes to falling in love, we start early. Today, let me tell you about my first affair, which lasted four years. After growing up in different parts of the country, at the age of 14, I came back to Tamil Nadu, and we settled down in Madurai. … Read more

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Don’t insult the lungi – mankind’s most comfortable inventions

by Jamshed V Rajan
Jammy in a lungi

When a Parliament controversy broke out over the word ‘lungiwala,’ I realised one thing: India still has not understood the lungi properly. I am not offended because someone mentioned the lungi…I am offended because they used one of mankind’s most comfortable inventions as an insult. If you don’t follow Indian news, here is what happened: … Read more

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