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Dear Jockey, men don’t need so many underwear colours
August 11, 2026
Before I went to Goa, due to a series of unfortunate incidents, I ended up entering a Jockey showroom. This sentence itself sounds wrong. A man going to Goa should be focusing on beaches, sunglasses, shorts, sunscreen, etc., but I went to Marina Mall and entered the Jockey showroom even though I didn’t want to.
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