Man (and woman) is the only animal that has sex for pleasure. Have you ever seen a dog make love and then roll over and say “That was good sweety. I love you!”? Reason enough to have a separate category, huh?
Before I went to Goa, due to a series of unfortunate incidents, I ended up entering a Jockey showroom. This sentence itself sounds wrong. A man going to Goa should be focusing on beaches, sunglasses, shorts, sunscreen, etc., but I went to Marina Mall and entered the Jockey showroom even though I didn’t want to. … Read more
There has always been a huge communication problem between men and women in India. This is not new. This has existed from the time the first man came home late and said, “crazy traffic.” But this communication problem becomes even more serious when the man and woman involved own trucks. You may think truck ownership … Read more
Sex between a man and woman could be great – provided you get between the right man and woman. – Woody Allen They say that getting better at sex takes patience and practice. I can vouch for that because in the last 25 years I have been through a lot of sexual disasters. Till I … Read more
Sex in India is different from the rest of the World. While we invent/discover/write kamasutras….we hide Debonairs and Playboys under our beds, yet to the world we are like: “Sex? Sorry, we are Indians.” The other day, Rekha saw a chat message from my ex-girlfriend and caught me: “Who is she?” ““Ah! Just a friend.” … Read more
When I was in class nine, I had my first love affair. That`s when I leant that to make a woman happy a man (or a 14 year old boy) had to compliment her, kiss her, love her, stroke her, caress her, comfort her, tease her, hug her, listen to her, stand by her, hold … Read more
Did you know that buying a house is like having sex – there is a lot of planning, too many people are involved, you feel tired afterwards, and almost always, there is none of the appreciation that you expected. Today, let me tell you about something that happened in mid-2009. Around the month of May, … Read more
I remember one of the fairer sexes recently commenting on this blog, that blog posts on ‘sex` are increasing with my age. Let me point her to a category called SEX on Ouchmytoe (man…that sounded like sex on toast!), where the most recent post is ‘Jammy`s Sex life exposed!,` written as early as 18th Feb, … Read more
Male sexual organs. Yes, that`s what this post is about. You are probably thinking why you should be reading this…well here are my reasons. You are probably a male but don`t know that and need to be told. Or you are a lady and need to be told about male sexual organs, anyway. Just in … Read more