Man (and woman) is the only animal that has sex for pleasure. Have you ever seen a dog make love and then roll over and say “That was good sweety. I love you!”? Reason enough to have a separate category, huh?
The year was 2003 A.D. The characters were the Hero (let us call him Rahul, since all heros have that name), the Heroine (let us call her Priya, since all heroines ..whatever blah) and the Villain (let us call him…well…Jammy). Those were the innocent days. Days when you didn`t talk dirty to ladies unless it … Read more
Suggestion: Nag wanted me to write something on pre-marital sex. This is what he said: How abt writing something abt pre-marital sex? Here we go… In this age of hidden cameras, one cannot be too careful about ones sex life. Yet, in this blog…we will try and discuss the intricacies of pre-marital sex. It is … Read more
[This serious article is an attempt by your favorite satirist to turn into a Technological Evangelist. If you hate serious gyan, I would suggest you come back on Monday to read the next post. If you don`t care…go on.] When you first come to the Internet you come for porn. At least that is what … Read more
I have nothing against Nursery Rhymes. Yet, when I was a kid I always thought they were a big fat lie. Perhaps, I matured too early or perhaps I was just incorrigible. Either ways I was not what other kids my age were. They all enjoyed nursery rhymes. I realized I was different when I … Read more
(You have probably read this…but since I will be busy the whole of Monday, here is something from the OuchMyToe Archives.) I know this girl And I think she is mafia. Shes a BOMB herself. Now, that’s a handy weapon. She also sells opium For when I near her I get a high. An expert … Read more
Kissing is fine if it is within the five walls of the house. Yes, ours is a unique house. Once, outside…it is a big mess. Unless of course, you live in the US of A or the fashion capital (or French capital?) Paris. After the Kareena Kapoor-Shahid Khan kissing episode that hit the headlines of … Read more
Viagra manufacturer Pfizer is considering distributing the sexual-energizer free of cost through the length and breath of India. The idea that started out as a dining- table talk has also found a few supporters in the Indian Government, led by PM Manmohan Singh. The novel yet radical move has been prompted by Rajneesh`s belief that … Read more
I was introduced to the internet five years back. I started out with e-mails and slowly graduated to yahoo chat. The net was just right for me. I could lie. I could pretend. I could hide. I could lie again. Given below is the transcript of my attempts to find a friend online…that day five … Read more