Pre-marital sex and the benefits

Suggestion: Nag wanted me to write something on pre-marital sex. This is what he said: How abt writing something abt pre-marital sex?

Here we go…

In this age of hidden cameras, one cannot be too careful about ones sex life. Yet, in this blog…we will try and discuss the intricacies of pre-marital sex. It is not an easy task. Promise.

A recent survey published in a leading magazine (that`s because I buy it), reveals that more than 50% of the respondents don`t mind sex with their partner before marriage. If you ask me to do my bit towards their cause, I would say, “Go India Go!” Anyways, you don`t get enough of it after marriage.

One of these days, I am going to find the inventor of ‘headache` (it has to be a lady) and stab the person to death. Enough ladies, headache as an excuse has also been done to death!

When it comes to pre-marital sex, there are many issues that one needs to take into consideration. It is not for short-tempered men and women. This friend of mine, hooked up with a girl in a pub and asked her, “Hey, I am Rajendran. Would want to have sex with me?”

Surprisingly the lady agreed. “Your place or mine?”

My friend was pretty upset and angry. He said: “If you want to argue…I suggest we forget it,” and walked away.

Another friend of mine – this time a lady – was hooked to pre-marital sex. She thought it was part of her liberated self… the part that got upset when a tribal lady was raped…the part that gave her the courage to go out at 12 midnight to buy a pack of cigarettes…and most importantly the part that loved Shoba De! She was a well-read lady too. And thanks to all those advertisements you see on TV and in print…she practiced safe sex. I know only because she assured me that she bolted the doors from inside, ensured the curtains were drawn on the windows, and the TV was switched on with the volume on a high. She sure knew where she was going…

Then there are the home alones. These are the ones that get agitated when LK Advani or Sushma Swaraj cry hoarse against sex on television. I met one such home alones during one of my many group discussion sessions at an inter-collegiate competition. Somebody must have told him that if he started the discussion, he would get bonus points. Poor guy…as soon as the moderator said the topic was “Sex on Television,” he looked shocked for a few seconds and got off the blocks: “I support sex on television. I mean, what is the issue with all these old men and women if there is sex on television. Do they get hurt? Of course…we just need to make sure that we don`t fall off the TV.”

Forget pre-marital sex. I think this guy was pre-mature!

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at or message him at +919650080255.

4 replies on “Pre-marital sex and the benefits”

u r awsome jammy…i am laughing through english after a very longtime…its ages since i read something like this (let alone the forwards u get), something which is indeginious…

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