Comedy is one job, which if you do badly…nobody will laugh at you.
– Some comedian for sure
As I had mentioned in my post two days back, I have been suffering from Writer`s Block. So much so, I sent my boss in office this mail.
Dear Sir,
As I am suffering from Writer`s Block, please grant me two days leave. As you can see, I am not able to write beyond this….
Thankfully yours,
Jamshed V Rajan
First things first, not necessarily in that order….I have been very busy lately. Ibibo has been keeping me busy. Real busy. I think it is a South African conspiracy to ensure India doesn`t sign the Nuclear Deal. Don`t ask me why South Africa doesn`t want India to sign the Nuclear Deal……for you never asked why Left doesn`t want it. Is it because they aren`t Right? (I hope you got the joke!)
While on the subject of politics, let me ask you a question: “How would a dyslexic person see the United Front?”
Answer: As Untied Front, of course.
If you have noticed, this blog post is about nothing in particular. Perhaps, I am a loser and that`s why am losing out to the Writer`s Block. I checked with my mother and she says it is in our blood…she said my grand pa once came third in a chess match.
As this blog post winds to a halt…I am getting a little scared. I don`t want my Writer`s Block to end because that would mean I have to write more blog posts.
To those of you who have mailed me that I take a long time between my articles, here is some bit of wisdom for you. How long is long? What is ‘long` depends on whether you are a blogger or a blog reader. Let me give you an example that you can relate to…have you ever sat on the potty and felt that you were long in the bathroom? I am sure your answer is a big “NO”! Now, stand outside, clutching your stomach and see how long it is before the door opens….
Dear bloggers, lock up your blog readers….Jammy boy has killed Writer`s Block and is lurking around town.
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