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Both my family & my in-laws are from small towns. Reason enough for them & their actions to be funny. Here I exaggerate their ignorance and bliss and come up with funny incidents for city-dwellers like you to laugh at!

Rekha finds reasons to fix my cupboard every two weeks

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rekha & Rajan After Shopping

There are certain things in life that reveal a person’s true character. How they behave with people such as waiters, security guards, etc, who have no power over them, how they drive in traffic, how they react when there is no WIFI, and how they manage their cupboards. Open a person’s cupboard and you will … Read more

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The day I offered to help Rekha in the kitchen and regretted it

by Jamshed V Rajan
The Rajans at the Elephanta Caves

Since my father was in the Army, my mother brought us up almost single-handedly (except for a few 3-year periods in between, when we lived with my dad). When your father is posted in some border area and comes home only on leave, the mother can only run her house like an Army unit. So, … Read more

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Changing a bedsheet is a full-body workout

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rekha & Rajan posing funny

There are certain household tasks that look simple from a distance, for example folding clothes, opening a steel lunch box, finding medicines from the second drawer, and changing bedsheets. A married man knows that changing a bedsheet is a full-body workout, an engineering problem, and a sign of how much you love your wife. The … Read more

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What to do when your wife says, “We need to talk”

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rekha & Rajan

In marriage, there are some sentences that immediately change the temperature of the room. Let me try to list some: “Who is she?” “Why is your phone on silent?” “Did you forget what day it is today?” But nothing comes close to the most terrifying sentence of all: “Rajan, we need to talk.” The moment … Read more

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How to answer when your wife asks, “Do I look fat?”

by Jamshed V Rajan
Younger Rajans

There are certain questions a married man must never answer immediately. Here are some I can think of even as I stare at a blank MS Word screen: “Where were you?” “Whose message is that?” “Do you remember what today is?” And the most dangerous of them all: “Do I look fat?” This is not … Read more

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The art of subtle romance when a couple meets after some time

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rekha in her Favorite Yellow Saree

The first night after Rekha returned home, I realized something important. A wife doesn’t have to sleep next to you to disturb your sleep. Her presence in the house is enough. Those who follow my life closely already know that Rekha and I don’t sleep in the same bed anymore. Not because we are fighting, … Read more

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My wife’s version of our love story, written without her help

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rajans Family Picture

If you haven’t read the story of how Rekha and I got married please read that first. It is our story of how my wife and I fell in love, almost separated, and then got back together to get married. What you are going to read below is wife’s version of the same love story. … Read more

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What happened when my wife asked me to buy four toothbrushes

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rekha & Rajan with their New Car

Yesterday, Rekha asked me to buy four toothbrushes – one for every member of the family. If you think it is an easy task, you need to continue reading. I had two options – open the Zepto app, search for ‘toothbrush,’ buy it and then wait for the 10-minute delivery or visit the supermarket. If … Read more

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