In the last 32 years I have realized that the way we combine the words make all the difference between diplomacy and terrorism. Simply put, years have taught me to flirt with ‘controversy` but never marry her.
Instead of asking –
“Do people in your country fart a lot?”
I ask –
“Is your country’s cuisine fart-friendly?”
Instead of saying –
“You spend a lot of time shopping and wasting money.”
I say –
“What all would your parents have bought for their house if we had given them the money we spent today?”
Instead of saying –
“I want to have sex and beer tonight.”
I say –
“You look pretty – is that the new lip gloss?”
If you have been as diplomatic, do leave a comment…after all there is no end to learning.
Before you learnt to be diplomatic…u used to say all these things and are still alive to write about it….thats seriously something…. 😛 lucky?
You seriously funny dude…Very brave too…How does your wife not kill you OR doesnt she know the link to this blog???
” wouldn’t it be nice if none of your teachers taught you the alphabets?”
I agree big time
😀 Hark hark.
Hahaha seriously jammy…! You are so funny.. :~)