Funniest letter ever written by mother to her son

I promise, I didn’t write this. No, seriously. What you are going to read is the funniest letter ever written by a mother to her son. This letter was written by a Sardani mother to her son in Canada. Where else! Let me assure you that we can’t stereotype sardars. Some of them are intelligent. […]

Why I chose alcohol over music and how I am correcting myself

[mnky_ads id=”5202″] While I was growing up we had an EC TV on which we would without fail watch Rangoli every Sunday. Exactly at 7 a.m. my mother would switch on the television so that the whole family can watch Rangoli and enjoy good old Bollywood melodies. Around the same time, my father would start […]

Why I thought Clitoris was Greek God and Dick was Duck’s brother

[mnky_ads id=”5202″] Sex in India is different from the rest of the World. While we invent/discover/write kamasutras….we hide Debonairs and Playboys under our beds, yet to the world we are like: “Sex? Sorry, we are Indians.” The other day, Rekha saw a chat message from my ex-girlfriend and caught me: “Who is she?” ““Ah! Just […]

The frog in my father in law’s house

There are eighteen types of people who shouldn`t be reading this article and one of them are: Those who get nightmares in which huge frogs with wet, spotted backs chase them down the street even as they slip on the road while running for safety. OK….enough of the disclaimer. This article is about a frog […]

My criminal career was cut short but here is why I am in crime again

As a seven-year-old boy in 1982, I had taken baby steps towards becoming a career criminal. Back then, if you were a criminal you didn’t have to hide in a high-fenced complex in Pakistan or in an apartment complex in Dubai (did I just give away the hiding place of Dawood?). Coming back to my […]

Difference between a man and a woman when they pee

Men and women are different in many ways. Maybe that’s what attracted them to each other in the first place, and keeps the world going. Fortunately or unfortunately when it comes to peeing, men and women are like chalk and cheese. Chalk for instance will absorb the pee, and cheese won’t. No, that’s not the […]

Visit to singles bar doesn’t go well, but you will laugh for sure

I haven’t really been a single guy. Way back in class nine, a classmate of mine proposed to me with a single sentence written in a double-ruled piece of paper torn from her notebook and changed my destiny forever. The girl had written: ‘I Love you!’ Having tasted blood so young, it was difficult to […]

Top sex…oops…top six Rakhi Sawant jokes

Who doesn’t love Rakhi Sawant? If you don’t know Ms Rakhi Sawant, don’t worry for these Rakhi Sawant jokes can be enjoyed even if you don’t know her. And if you are really keen in knowing Rakhi Sawant before checking out her jokes, I suggest you check out Wikipedia’s link on her – Rakhi on […]