Skip to content
ouchmytoe.com
  • Childhood & Family
  • Marriage & Rekha
  • Men & Women
  • Adults Only
  • Travel
  • Everything Else
  • Facebook Instagram Twitter / X LinkedIn
Menu
Childhood & Family Marriage & Rekha Men & Women Adults Only Travel Everything Else
Follow me
Facebook Instagram Twitter / X LinkedIn

Press Esc to close.

Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at jv.rajan@gmail.com or message him at +919650080255.

Getting better at sex takes patience and practice

by Jamshed V Rajan
Getting better at sex

Sex between a man and woman could be great – provided you get between the right man and woman. – Woody Allen They say that getting better at sex takes patience and practice. I can vouch for that because in the last 25 years I have been through a lot of sexual disasters. Till I … Read more

Categories Adults Only 19 Comments

Character certificates from Facebook are soon going to be reality

by Jamshed V Rajan
Character certificates from Facebook

Two days back my wife called me when I was in office. I said, “Rekha, I am in a meeting. Can I call you back?” “Sure.” And after ten minutes she called me again. I cut the call and messaged her that I couldn’t talk since I was still in the meeting. She just replied an … Read more

Categories Everything Else 26 Comments

How I tried to stop riots, looting and arson in England in 2011

by Jamshed V Rajan
Riots looting and arson in England 2011

Long, long ago I was in London for a few days. Thats why when I saw the London riots in 2011 on television my heart went out to all Englishmen. I mean, what wrong did they do besides marrying Indian women and creating a bunch of hard-partying Anglo-Indians? The English definately don’t deserve this. In … Read more

Categories Everything Else 8 Comments

Funny take on how high gas prices will impact our lives

by Jamshed V Rajan
Fuel and Gas Price Hike

In the last few years the gas prices have been coming down. USA’s strategy of mess-with-every-fuel-rich country seems to be paying off. Actually I may be way off the mark if I blame just the United States. Iraq, Nigeria, Syria, Ukraine, South Sudan, the East and South China Seas – every conflict is driven by … Read more

Categories Everything Else 8 Comments

Naming our son was stressful but we still managed to find him a name

by Jamshed V Rajan
Naming our baby son was stressful

Sometime back we named our son, Ritwik. In fact the same day we even booked RitwikRajan.com. Apparently, in US & Europe you have to decide on a name for your kid within two days of their birth. That is it – 2 days. Meanwhile, here in India, twenty five days after Rekha and I had … Read more

Categories Children & Parenting 8 Comments

How sex between husband and wife gets affected because of kids

by Jamshed V Rajan
Kids between Husband and Wife

Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Peter Russell – what’s common among them all? For the not-so-trained-an-eye, it would seem as if the common thing between them is the lack of sex in their lives. Do you know why only stand up comedians don’t get enough sex? Let me let you in on a little … Read more

Categories Marriage & Rekha 10 Comments

Reluctant husband goes on a picnic with wife’s friends

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rekha & Rajan

Four nights back my wife turned towards me in bed and stared at me. Having been married to her for the last six years I knew this was a dangerous move. As a weapon, it ranked a little below Arnold Schwarzenegger’s AMT Hardballer Longslide (with laser sighting) in the movie Terminator but above Sylvester Stallone’s … Read more

Categories Travel 8 Comments

Story of how I ended up starting Ouchmytoe.com

by Jamshed V Rajan
Priyanka Chopra Rock in Baywatch

I was reading a news item in The Telegraph yesterday, and apparently, there are at least 300 positions in sex. Oops, that didn`t come out as intended. Let me retry. I was reading a news item in The Telegraph yesterday, and apparently, there are at least 300 positions available in the British sex industry. How … Read more

Categories Everything Else 17 Comments
Older posts
Newer posts
← Previous Page1 … Page7 Page8 Page9 … Page109 Next →
© 2026 Ouchmytoe.com