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My favourite WhatsApp emojis and how we all use them

by Jamshed V Rajan
WhatsApp emojis

Every WhatsApp group has two kinds of people – those who type and those who live by the emojis. And please don’t underestimate WhatsApp emojis for they represent ‘full sentences’ typed by people who either love you, judge you, hate you, or simply don’t care about you. A few decades from now, anthropologists who study … Read more

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Story of why toilets should find mention in your daily prayer

by Jamshed V Rajan
Importance of toilets in our life

What you are going to read happened in a small town called Sivakasi, in Tamil Nadu, way back in the 1980s. 1989 to be precise. For those who don’t know, Sivakasi is a hyper active town with a population of less than 5 lakhs yet supplying 90% of all firecrackers, 80% of all safety matches … Read more

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Funny farewell speech for colleagues while leaving office

by Jamshed V Rajan
Funny Farewell Speech

Here is the farewell speech I delivered at my office in Sify at 5.15 p.m on 27th of December 2004. This speech was delivered in front of all my office colleagues when I had decided to move on from what had been my daily job for four years – taking care of Sify’s Sports portal. … Read more

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Character certificates from Facebook are soon going to be reality

by Jamshed V Rajan
Character certificates from Facebook

Two days back my wife called me when I was in office. I said, “Rekha, I am in a meeting. Can I call you back?” “Sure.” And after ten minutes she called me again. I cut the call and messaged her that I couldn’t talk since I was still in the meeting. She just replied an … Read more

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How I tried to stop riots, looting and arson in England in 2011

by Jamshed V Rajan
Riots looting and arson in England 2011

Long, long ago I was in London for a few days. Thats why when I saw the London riots in 2011 on television my heart went out to all Englishmen. I mean, what wrong did they do besides marrying Indian women and creating a bunch of hard-partying Anglo-Indians? The English definately don’t deserve this. In … Read more

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Funny take on how high gas prices will impact our lives

by Jamshed V Rajan
Fuel and Gas Price Hike

In the last few years the gas prices have been coming down. USA’s strategy of mess-with-every-fuel-rich country seems to be paying off. Actually I may be way off the mark if I blame just the United States. Iraq, Nigeria, Syria, Ukraine, South Sudan, the East and South China Seas – every conflict is driven by … Read more

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Story of how I ended up starting Ouchmytoe.com

by Jamshed V Rajan
Priyanka Chopra Rock in Baywatch

I was reading a news item in The Telegraph yesterday, and apparently, there are at least 300 positions in sex. Oops, that didn`t come out as intended. Let me retry. I was reading a news item in The Telegraph yesterday, and apparently, there are at least 300 positions available in the British sex industry. How … Read more

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What is Organic food? It is the same food only a lot costlier

by Jamshed V Rajan
Organic food

Ten years back, I would stay away from shops that had a glass door and were air conditioned  – they always tend to be costlier than the other shops. In recent years, thanks primarily to a booming economy and subsequent increase in my salary (psst…don’t tell my wife) I don’t hesitate outside such shops anymore. … Read more

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