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Story of why toilets should find mention in your daily prayer

by Jamshed V Rajan
Importance of toilets in our life

What you are going to read happened in a small town called Sivakasi, in Tamil Nadu, way back in the 1980s. 1989 to be precise. For those who don’t know, Sivakasi is a hyper active town with a population of less than 5 lakhs yet supplying 90% of all firecrackers, 80% of all safety matches … Read more

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Funny farewell speech for colleagues while leaving office

by Jamshed V Rajan
Funny Farewell Speech

Here is the farewell speech I delivered at my office in Sify at 5.15 p.m on 27th of December 2004. This speech was delivered in front of all my office colleagues when I had decided to move on from what had been my daily job for four years – taking care of Sify’s Sports portal. … Read more

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Character certificates from Facebook are soon going to be reality

by Jamshed V Rajan
Character certificates from Facebook

Two days back my wife called me when I was in office. I said, “Rekha, I am in a meeting. Can I call you back?” “Sure.” And after ten minutes she called me again. I cut the call and messaged her that I couldn’t talk since I was still in the meeting. She just replied an … Read more

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How I tried to stop riots, looting and arson in England in 2011

by Jamshed V Rajan
Riots looting and arson in England 2011

Long, long ago I was in London for a few days. Thats why when I saw the London riots in 2011 on television my heart went out to all Englishmen. I mean, what wrong did they do besides marrying Indian women and creating a bunch of hard-partying Anglo-Indians? The English definately don’t deserve this. In … Read more

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Funny take on how high gas prices will impact our lives

by Jamshed V Rajan
Fuel and Gas Price Hike

In the last few years the gas prices have been coming down. USA’s strategy of mess-with-every-fuel-rich country seems to be paying off. Actually I may be way off the mark if I blame just the United States. Iraq, Nigeria, Syria, Ukraine, South Sudan, the East and South China Seas – every conflict is driven by … Read more

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Story of how I ended up starting Ouchmytoe.com

by Jamshed V Rajan
Priyanka Chopra Rock in Baywatch

I was reading a news item in The Telegraph yesterday, and apparently, there are at least 300 positions in sex. Oops, that didn`t come out as intended. Let me retry. I was reading a news item in The Telegraph yesterday, and apparently, there are at least 300 positions available in the British sex industry. How … Read more

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What is Organic food? It is the same food only a lot costlier

by Jamshed V Rajan
Organic food

Ten years back, I would stay away from shops that had a glass door and were air conditioned  – they always tend to be costlier than the other shops. In recent years, thanks primarily to a booming economy and subsequent increase in my salary (psst…don’t tell my wife) I don’t hesitate outside such shops anymore. … Read more

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Ashley Madison is the bitch nobody ever had

by Jamshed V Rajan
Online dating ashley madison

“Did you have an account at Ashley Madison?” My wife thundered. “Yes….and no,” was my meek reply. “Yes? Or No? Can you be a little specific?” “Rekha, it doesn’t matter. You know that I love you.” “That you better do. But, after I found your name on the Ashley Madison customer’s list, I am not … Read more

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