I don`t know how your workplace is. Mine have always been fun. Wonder if it is a reflection of me as a person (is this correct English?). You won`t believe me but one of my colleagues comes to office naked. Now…nobody steals his chair. Sometimes he comes drunk, sometimes without deodorant but nobody complains…they are … Read more
August 6 can’t be forgotten. It was on this day that US of A gave birth to organized terrorism (doesn`t terrorism actually mean creating terror?) by dropping an atom bomb called ‘Little Boy` on Hiroshima. History tells us that they dropped another on August 9, and that too after knowing fully well that more than … Read more
Even as I type this, I am getting drunk. So don`t expect any coherence in this post. I know after some time my hands will start shaking…perhaps that is why I want to write about old people. Why? Simple. Don`t their hands also shake? I am drinking Vodka. Romanov vodka. It is one brand you … Read more
Here are some of my captions 1) Chocolate Ice-Cream2) Double scoop please3) Dung-up treasure4) Sheds or Tails5) Rear View I think you should also get creative….and come up with some real smelly ones….
Some animals have unique features. Some don`t. A giraffe for example can clean its ears with its twenty-inch long tongue. Give that tongue to a man and he would be cleaning the ears of the lady sitting next to him.
I know I should not despise ladies. Afterall, I was born in bed with a lady. But what to do…I also ended up marrying another. OK…so the secret is out. I despise women. But surely not like the Britishers, who always lifted their hats when they passed the ladies. I wonder why. Was it because … Read more
Have you realized that when you shave you don`t save? When you shave you spend so much of your money on the costly twin blades that there is no chance of you saving. And if you decide to save…shaving becomes a impossibility because the local barber charges anywhere between Rs 10 and Rs 50 for … Read more
The Indian race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime Doordarshan. – Unknown I know the above maxim no longer stands true, because there is now Fashion TV, Zee Music and Pogo. But, the message that the maxim conveys – that life is not about choices – stands true even today. Whoever said, … Read more