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Both my family & my in-laws are from small towns. Reason enough for them & their actions to be funny. Here I exaggerate their ignorance and bliss and come up with funny incidents for city-dwellers like you to laugh at!

Poem: On how Rekha & I got married

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rekha & Rajan Elevator Picture

This is less of a poem and more of a ballad. This is the story of how Rekha and I met, our evil intentions, and how Rekha turned the tables on me. How I brought your mother back When I first saw her,She was wearing something blue.I thought: “I will take her out,And all my … Read more

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Australian Zebra Finch Birds – my first pet at age 35 years

by Jamshed V Rajan
Australian Zebra Finch Birds

Rekha has never liked animals. Or birds for that matter. Or fish. She would eat them, but to see them alive give her the creeps. You probably ask, “If she was so allergic to animals, how come she married you?” Well, my answer is that before marriage I did behave like a human. Though there … Read more

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How sex between husband and wife gets affected because of kids

by Jamshed V Rajan
Kids between Husband and Wife

Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Peter Russell – what’s common among them all? For the not-so-trained-an-eye, it would seem as if the common thing between them is the lack of sex in their lives. Do you know why only stand up comedians don’t get enough sex? Let me let you in on a little … Read more

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Ashley Madison is the bitch nobody ever had

by Jamshed V Rajan
Online dating ashley madison

“Did you have an account at Ashley Madison?” My wife thundered. “Yes….and no,” was my meek reply. “Yes? Or No? Can you be a little specific?” “Rekha, it doesn’t matter. You know that I love you.” “That you better do. But, after I found your name on the Ashley Madison customer’s list, I am not … Read more

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I do NOT help my wife and you should also NEVER help your wife

by Jamshed V Rajan
Do not help your wife

//Produced As Is// A friend came to my house for coffee, we sat and talked about life. At some point in the conversation, I said, “I’m going to wash the dishes and I’ll be right back.” He looked at me as if I had told him I was going to build a space rocket. After … Read more

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Wife forces her husband to start jogging and then stops him forever

by Jamshed V Rajan
My wife force me to start jogging

If you are a married man, you know what trouble it is to live with a lady who has an opinion of her own. In my case you can double that trouble – and you will know what it is like living with my daughter and my wife. Of course, my daughter’s opinions are still … Read more

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The frog in my father in law’s house

by Jamshed V Rajan
Frogs in water closet in father in law house

There are eighteen types of people who shouldn`t be reading this article and one of them are: Those who get nightmares in which huge frogs with wet, spotted backs chase them down the street even as they slip on the road while running for safety. OK….enough of the disclaimer. This article is about a frog … Read more

Categories Marriage & Rekha 9 Comments

What if there were no clothes to wear in this World

by Jamshed V Rajan
Clothes to Wear

It all started with my wife Rekha wanting me to upgrade my wardrobe. Believe me, survival can be difficult if your wife believes in keeping wardrobes clean and organized. Especially, if after you have spent close to four hours setting it up according to your wife`s wishes and she suddenly says: “Honey, why don`t you … Read more

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