While talking of sex, women & flirting…how can ‘Men’ not be involved? Many (and i am exaggerating) have written to me for flirting & marriage advice…this category is dedicated to them.
If you are a married lady this article will be of great use to you. If you are a girl and grappling with a boy friend, this article can help you to handle your boy friend better. And if you are a guy, be warned…the lady of your life might be reading Ouchmytoe.com.
In this article we will look at how a woman can dominate her man and enslave him. If you are a woman and don`t have the time to read the whole article, here is the gist:
Men and women handle stress differently. Like me, if you are also married you can go ahead and close this window….but if you aren`t married…carry on reading, these could end up being the words that will leave you a bachelor for life.
Lets start with the women first. Unlike men, they have various kinds of stress. These can be primarily divided into three types:
1) Stress due to withholding a secret
2) Stress due to ‘those 3 days`
3) Stress due to relationships
If I have missed out any, please let me know. My research on women had to be stopped midway when the women on whom I was researching refused to participate due to stress
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