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While talking of sex, women & flirting…how can ‘Men’ not be involved? Many (and i am exaggerating) have written to me for flirting & marriage advice…this category is dedicated to them.

Story of my first date and why she never answered my call again

by Jamshed V Rajan
Story of my first date

Alankar was a journalist with a reputed Indian newspaper – The New Indian Express – and known to hob-nob with the best in showbiz. Now, you may suspect that I tried to get closer to her for her money or contacts but no, mine was pure love. And some lust. She was pretty and this … Read more

Categories Men & Women 8 Comments

Group dynamics in a married man’s house

by Jamshed V Rajan
Mother Wife issues in a married mans house

Prakash Raj is a close friend of mine who lives in Delhi. This is his story – of how group dynamics in a married man’s house has affected his life. This Saturday, we met up at the Barista in DLF Mega Mall in Gurgaon. He had called on Friday and said: “Jammy, don`t you project … Read more

Categories Men & Women 40 Comments

Difference between a man and a woman when they pee

by Jamshed V Rajan
Restroom Signage

Men and women are different in many ways. Maybe that’s what attracted them to each other in the first place, and keeps the world going. Fortunately or unfortunately when it comes to peeing, men and women are like chalk and cheese. Chalk for instance will absorb the pee, and cheese won’t. No, that’s not the … Read more

Categories Men & Women 10 Comments

Visit to singles bar doesn’t go well, but you will laugh for sure

by Jamshed V Rajan
Singles Bar in India

I haven’t really been a single guy. Way back in class nine, a classmate of mine proposed to me with a single sentence written in a double-ruled piece of paper torn from her notebook and changed my destiny forever. The girl had written: ‘I Love you!’ Having tasted blood so young, it was difficult to … Read more

Categories Men & Women 7 Comments

Exposing the conspiracy of housewives against all men

by Jamshed V Rajan

To be honest, I am scared. I am worried that the women of this world may eliminate me before I finish this article. In case you find only half of this article hidden somewhere in my laptop, please be aware that mine wasn’t a natural death but a planned, pre-meditated and well-orchestrated murder by the … Read more

Categories Men & Women 1 Comment

What if there were no women in the world

by Jamshed V Rajan
A world populated only by men

Some say that Adam got bored and asked God to give him a companion and God responded with a woman. Some say, God wanted Adam to sacrifice his one leg and one hand if he wanted a companion and when Adam asked what he could get for a rib, God sent him a woman. The … Read more

Categories Men & Women 9 Comments

Why every woman wants to be a bear in next life

by Jamshed V Rajan

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, … Read more

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They start loving young these days

by Jamshed V Rajan
Younger Rajans

Way back in 1963 when India was reeling under the pressures of the 1962 Indo-China war, and the scammed Defence Minister VK Krishna Menon was cooling his heels God knows where (perhaps in God own Country), a 16 year old village girl was falling in love. Selvi was in love with the shepherd who took … Read more

Categories Men & Women 22 Comments
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