This Week’s Featured Nonsense
What Your Favourite Room
Says About You.
“Sherlock deduced a man’s entire life from his collar. Jammy deduced his from which room he spends the most time hiding in. The bathroom, as it turns out, reveals everything.”
Everything Else
Funny farewell speech for colleagues while leaving office
Here is the farewell speech I delivered at my office in Sify at 5.15 p.m on 27th of December 2004. This speech was delivered in front of all my office … Read more
How I tried to stop riots, looting and arson in England in 2011
Long, long ago I was in London for a few days. Thats why when I saw the London riots in 2011 on television my heart went out to all Englishmen. … Read more
Funny take on how high gas prices will impact our lives
In the last few years the gas prices have been coming down. USA’s strategy of mess-with-every-fuel-rich country seems to be paying off. Actually I may be way off the mark … Read more
What is Organic food? It is the same food only a lot costlier
Ten years back, I would stay away from shops that had a glass door and were air conditioned – they always tend to be costlier than the other shops. In … Read more
Ashley Madison is the bitch nobody ever had
[mnky_ads id=”5202″] “Did you have an account at Ashley Madison?” My wife thundered. “Yes….and no,” was my meek reply. “Yes? Or No? Can you be a little specific?” “Rekha, it … Read more
Funny farewell mail for colleagues on last day in office
On Nov 9, I put in my papers (in some countries this is also known as resignation) at Satyam Computers (now Tech Mahindra). I was now moving to Yahoo! and … Read more
President Trump squashed my dream forever and is now celebrating 100 days
30 April, 2017 marks hundred days of Donald Trump as President of USA. Personally, I am a tad upset that United States has to see this day. But then who … Read more
How to make a simple bomb and blast it
[mnky_ads id=”5202″] If you know a pretty girl, you have already got yourself a bomb. Those of us who aren’t blessed with a pretty gal (believe me, some of us … Read more
Color clashes in school – dress rehearsal for communal clashes later
[mnky_ads id=”5202″] Warning: This is not a funny article. It is more of the thinking types. A few hours back, I received a call from a relative of mine, whose … Read more
Open Letter to Modi Ji, from a short man
Dear Modi ji, It all started with a smile. The smile of a woman. A pretty woman. Fair to say, it started dangerously. After all, the only thing more dangerous … Read more
Funny answers to question “What do you bring to the table?”
If you have ever been interviewed, you will know the dreaded question asked by the representative of the Human resources department: “What do you bring to the table?” This is … Read more
Jammy appears on NDTV 24×7, woos the World
You all know that there was a time in my life when Television was my friend, philosopher & guide. You perhaps also know that Rekha and I once used to … Read more
Tackling the writer’s block, and almost winning
Comedy is one job, which if you do badly…nobody will laugh at you. – Some comedian for sure As I had mentioned in my post two days back, I have … Read more
Now I have a “Study” of my own
In fiction books read as a kid everybody had a ‘study` – a room full of books and a single rocking chair. From PG Wodehouse`s Bertie Wooster to Sir Arthur … Read more
Being a celebrity is difficult
Becoming one is impossible. Well, at least that`s what I thought till I came to know that a post titled How to: Behave like a Celebrity Blogger (dated 07, August … Read more
Stop Learning English! It is going to change
Pranay Srinivasan (an old friend of mine – not old in terms years!) sent this forward. Since it made interesting reading, thought I should share it with the other Ouchmytoe … Read more
To tell you a secret
Cause: Erratic posts on this blog for the last two months BeCause: An awesome ibibo Sawaal, which went live last night after months of hard work Yours sincerely would be … Read more
Ouchmytoe Recommends: This week’s funnies
World`s funniest billboards – those that exist and those that don`t On August 31st, Ouchmytoe carried an article on why only women are used on billboards. During my research for … Read more
SPAM = Somebody’s Patience Almost Murdered
I wish I could give you my Gmail account`s username & password, ask you to login and check my SPAM folder. Some say that Sergey Brin wanted this folder in … Read more
It is never late to share what’s good
On August 9, Seshu Karthick, a MS from University of Texas at Dallas, sent me a mail which unfortunately landed in my SPAM folder. Today while cleaning up the folder … Read more
The “Quick Retort” Contest
Situation: Girl friend has cleaned up her main course at the family restaurant but the boy friend is yet to go beyond the chicken soup he had ordered. “No wonder … Read more