The moles I planted around the World have reported that the readers want something really serious. I wonder why. When I asked the mole on Cindy Crawford`s face, it said: “Yes, I know…I even heard Drew Barrymore talking about it today morning.” “What was she saying?” I asked the mole I had once planted on … Read more
(ok fine…it`s a take on tit-for-tat, which I have always found to be vulgar) Ouchmytoe`s previous post on our visit to Mocha has been showcased on Desipundit.com. Ever since it was linked from their home, a lot of people have come to Ouchmytoe…and that`s why…I thought maybe I should return the favor. So, here is … Read more
A colleague of mine is leaving our company, which happens to be an IT major. If you have noticed, everybody always talks “Major.” Why don’t we hear somebody say: “My husband works for an IT minor.” Anyway, that’s besides the point. Thanks to this colleague of mine, who called it quits…Rekha and I landed at … Read more
Bed sheets have played an important role in my life. So much, if there were to be a flood in Chennai – and I am not saying this because there is no chance of a flood in this city – and we had to evacuate, the first thing I will grab will be my bed … Read more
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. Benjamin Franklin (1706 – 1790) How right Benjamin Franklin was – and why not? After all, he was an intelligent man. Ask a woman and she would say ‘intelligent man` is an oxymoron. For those of you who don`t know Benjamin Franklin…he was the … Read more
– I like you in those tight-fitting jeans. – Looks like you didn`t wax your hands. – I just called up your father. – May I do the dishes? – Why don`t you call me at work? – Everybody liked the lunch I carried with me today. – My mother wasn`t as good a cook … Read more
Jammy, the Superman is meeting up with Lady in the Water and in her hands will be nothing but a Little Man. As soon as he handles The Devil who Wears the Prada, he will be back in the Monster House to write a blog post. What is unique about these sentences?
This is part of my series where I look at an image and come up with a story. Here are my two earlier, similar attempts – On why I hate chicken and Fallen Angels You probably don`t know but I was once a very famous jockey. Serious. OK fine…if you don`t believe me…I have proof…I … Read more