Heard of Veni, Vidi, Vici?

That`s the famous Latin phrase coined by Roman General Julius Caesar after one of his many victories. When translated in English it means “I came, I saw, I conquered.” How melodramatic. Recently I came across a funny take on Veni, Vidi, Vici. It read – Volvo, Video, Velcro. Volvo = I came Video = I … Read more

Progress?

What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance. – Havelock Ellis (1859 – 1939) Ouchmytoe will soon be moving to a domain. The first steps have been taken – designing of the website. While most conporates prefer their launches to be surprises…Ouchmytoe thinks otherwise. It lets you be part of … Read more

Lessons from road traffic

Being the back-seat driver comes easily to Rekha. She ‘comments` on my driving and gives me tips on avoiding the spots of bother that I could get into. Always I rubbish her comments and continue driving. As a result, we have had long, silent sessions where neither of us spoke. Believe me. Such sessions are … Read more

Never call a lady fat

A week back we had a heavy discussion on Ouchmytoe. Remember reading an article titled ‘A Fat Chance`? As a follow up, here is a link M0rph3us left in my comments box. It is an awesome read. The beauty is…it is both funny and informative at the same time. Reminds you of Ouchmytoe? Well…. Click … Read more