I am going to be stripped!

Rekha`s family has decided to strip me on the day of the marriage. Looks like the marriage will be sanctified in a temple. But this is only the good part. The bad part is, I can only wear a dhoti during the marriage. That leaves out my fat-laden, scar-ridden, breast-hanging torso fully exposed. Was wondering … Read more

I am getting married…

It is official. Rekha and I are getting married this Sept. For those of you who have had the misfortune of knowing Rekha, well, bad luck. And for those of you who do not know her…you are lucky. Believe me. It is not always great to know somebody who stares you down when you look … Read more

St. Valentine, I am looking for ya!

Hailing from a not-so-metropolitan city called Madurai, I had never heard of Valentines Day. Now that I have spent four years in Chennai…I know what it takes to go thro` the torture. Sometimes I feel jealous of the Madurai boys, who do not have to undergo the pain. When February begins girl-friends start hinting. Hints … Read more

How I want my wife to be……

I want the girl I am going to marry to be pretty beautiful. Actually…… just beautiful enough to fall for me. Afterall, there is this balance in life where Aishwaryas of the World fall only for the Salmans (it is another thing that later they move on to the Viveks). Maybe…….she should look pretty only … Read more