This Week’s Featured Nonsense
I Let Rekha Pick the Gift.
We Nearly Didn’t Make It Back.
“Selecting a wedding gift sounds simple — until Rekha gets involved. Suddenly it’s a three-hour expedition, seventeen opinions, and one very confused husband holding a vase he doesn’t understand.”
Marriage & Rekha
Ice-creams
my wife, rekha — Today, Ice creams are not a rare commodity….thus turning the life of husbands (and in some cases boy friends) a torture.
Why did Rekha gift me a beer mug?
rekha — Great work ‘A.` You guessed it right…Rekha gifted me a beer mug for my birthday. I wonder why she did it. As soon as I opened the gift I shouted in excitement!
At the top of the summit…now…brace up for the slide
husband, rekha, wife — Birthday was good. Have bought a DVD player but am struggling to connect it to my TV. Spent close to two hours with the manual and am yet to figure it out
Computers can be quite an addiction
my wife, rekha — And I am sure. Who said cocaine was addictive? And who said smokers find it difficult to quit?
Selecting a gift for marriage
marriage, my wife — This is perhaps the most boring errand that I have had to run for my wife. It even beats making tea at 6.30 a.m.
Vishu Visit: The pre-interval story
rekha, wife — Warning: This movie is like LOC (remember the four hour movie?) and only the characters would be introduced in the pre-interval session.
Vishu Visit
rekha — Rekha and I are back from Vishu. It was amazing fun (Rekha is standing next to me even as I type this).
Never be selfish, go and meet your in-laws
husband, rekha, wife — Ever tried putting ‘i` into the team? I would not recommend. Why don`t you try for yourself and see? Tieam. Doesn`t sound good…does it?
A Gentleman’s guide to your wife’s sari
wife — OK, I accept I iron her clothes. Who doesn`t? Just because I don`t have the courage to take her head-on and fight for my rights…
The letter my wife wrote
anniversary, married, my wife — Here is a letter Rekha wrote to me on the first anniversary of us deciding to marry (and speak to our parents).
I like Pigs…and they are like me…
my wife, rekha — I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965) * * * * *
On why I hate chicken
marriage, rekha — I am a vegetarian. Don`t ask me why. I don`t want to go through the turmoil all over again. On second thoughts, I might as well tell you.
Fallen Angels
wife — This is a true story, but the names and places have been changed to ensure their privacy.
To all the women in the World
my wife, rekha — Listed here are 99 most desirable women in the World . This is a list prepared by AskMen.com .
My small family and the Oscars
marriage, my wife, rekha — If I were an actor, I would have won an Oscar by now. I mean, I am all of 24-years old…but I am sure, I would have won it. Damn it.
Some of my favourite quotes on the institution called Marriage
marriage, married, my wife — Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. — Albert Einstein
When the stomach is full…
my wife, rekha — Â remember reading this long back. So long back, that I am not even sure if I am making this up.
On Valentine’s Day
husband, valentine, wife — I had never fallen in love before I met you. And after I met you, there was no escape! You mean so much to me, my dear husband!
On St. Valentine’s Day, love and NGOs…
marriage, my wife, valentine — I think, February 14 should henceforth be declared a National holiday. I found it really difficult to get ready and reach my office in time.
When the toe mattered
rekha, wife — It seems happiness of a man depends on the length of his wife`s toe. No, unfortunately..I am not gifted with foot fetish.
New Year resolutions
married, my wife, rekha — New Year resolutions are nothing but new headaches to be taken care of, in the year that unfolds. You don`t realize it until you get married