Some myths exploded

Myth: B.C. means ‘Before Cable` & A.D. means ‘After Dominos pizzas`

B.C. actually means ‘Before Christ` and A.D. means ‘Anno Domini`. There are a few people who think that B.C. and A.D. are reflective of Christianity, and since not everyone in this World is a Christian, it should be changed to something non-religious. How would you feel if B.C. was changed to mean ‘Before Celine Dion` and A.D. to ‘After Dalai Lama`. The authorities are still debating.

Myth: War is bad

For those who thought war was bad, I have some news….earthquakes are equally bad. Indians and Pakistanis are battling it out together…for the first time in 50 years. Usually, they battled it out against each other. If not for war, people of England and France – the heights of culture and civilization today – wouldn`t have had anything to do for close to 116 years (between 1337-1453). Imagine being unemployed back then…at least now we have TV and cable. Thanks to the 100-years war …between the two nations…they had a way of brining home the bacon. Sometimes coffins. Whatever be the argument, war doesn`t decide who is right. It decides who is left.

Myth: Creams, lotions can`t make u look younger

They says creams and lotions can not make you younger…youthfulness needs to be in ones heart. I completely understand. But I also believe that creams and lotions can make one look younger. All you need to do its apply the cream, and the lotion….stand further away from the mirror and take a look. I am sure, the further you are from the mirror…the younger you will look.

Myth: Miss Universe actually represents the whole universe

Winner of the Miss Universe competition doesn`t represent the whole Universe. If that were true…why does the Miss Universe always have to be from Earth? Wouldn`t the aliens be interested to showcase their women with asset? There is one explanation though, the organizers call for nominations to these beauty contests only in Earthly media…

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at or message him at +919650080255.

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