Just a thought

Some animals have unique features. Some don`t. A giraffe for example can clean its ears with its twenty-inch long tongue. Give that tongue to a man and he would be cleaning the ears of the lady sitting next to him.

Porcupines have long, sharp needles. Doctors also have long sharp needles. Does this mean that porcupines are the doctors of the animal World? If they are who are the nurses? Ducks? Coz they are stupid and are clad in white….and you find many ducks in Kerala.

If a Lizard drank too much water…would it become a crocodile? And if it did become a crocodile…where would it live? There would be no water….remember the lizard had drank all water to become a crocodile!

Why do earphones head straight for the ears but headphones get wrapped around the head? Why does walkman never walk and Discman never disco? Why did nobody sue Sony for gender discrimination when they named their product walkman?

If your super boss`s name is Dick and he is the head of the organization…what do you call him? Dickhead?

Did you know that it is not possible to create a folder called ‘Con` on any PC? Why doesn`t Bill Gates want us to create a folder by that name? Is it because he fears we will create a folder called ‘con` and dump all his pictures inside? Also…why wasn’t Bill Gates son named ‘Window’?

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at or message him at +919650080255.

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