Some thought-provoking quotes

On Divorce

Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
– Robin Williams

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
– Woody Allen

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
– Elinor Glyn

In our family we don’t divorce our men. We bury them.
– Ruth Gordon

The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce.
– John Kenneth Galbraith

Divorces are made in heaven.
– Oscar Wilde

On Marriage

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
– Mae West

There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.
– Clint Eastwood

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
– Rita Rudner

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
– Voltaire

Wonder why I could find only four nice quotes on marriage but had plenty to choose from on divorce!!

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at or message him at +919650080255.

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