Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
– Robin Williams
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
– Woody Allen
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
– Elinor Glyn
In our family we don’t divorce our men. We bury them.
– Ruth Gordon
The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce.
– John Kenneth Galbraith
Divorces are made in heaven.
– Oscar Wilde
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
– Mae West
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.
– Clint Eastwood
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
– Rita Rudner
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Wonder why I could find only four nice quotes on marriage but had plenty to choose from on divorce!!