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How to create your own jokes
Ever wanted to create your own jokes? The best way to begin is to indulge in the simplest form of humor – ‘deviation from the normal`.
For example: You start telling a joke about an elephant. You say: “There was this he-elephant, and he wanted to get married.”
Your audience is already thinking of a she-elephant as the bride
You say: “And then it falls in love with an ant”
Your audience is suddenly interested. A smile erupts on their faces
You say: “So, the he-elephant carries the ant in his palm and they go meet his parents.”
Your audience is keen to know what will happen next. They know it can`t get worse than the parents not agreeing
You say: “As soon as the he-elephant tells his parents about his love for the ant, they agree for their marriage.”
Your audience is now left wondering. At this point they have the highest level of interest in your joke
You say: “The happy he-elephant walks up to his father and gives a high-five!”
The way you said the last line tells your audience that it`s the punch line and they start thinking…and soon realize that the ant is dead and they start laughing
————X————–X—————
To be able to tell a good ‘deviation from the normal` joke one has to have strong ‘lateral thinking` which, obviously will also help at solving work and personal problems.
Here is one question to test your lateral thinking prowess –
One fine day, many good-for-nothings start to play cards on the roadside. The money being betted is large and the game is pretty serious. Suddenly one of the men accuses the dealer of cheating. One being accused in front of everybody the dealer brandishes a knife and kills the man. One of the on-lookers calls the police who promptly interview everybody who was playing the cards at the time. In the end, no man was arrested or charged with murder. Why?
Leave your answer as a comment or if you think you are sure and don`t want others to know, mail it to jv [dot] rajan [@] gmail.com
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Ambiga
April 8, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Because the murderer was a WOMAN? haha
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Bobby
April 8, 2007 at 11:49 pm
They were women??
Santosh
April 9, 2007 at 10:39 am
I have already heard this one. the killer or the person arrested was Female.
uma
April 9, 2007 at 10:56 am
So.. OK.. then…:)
ranjhith
April 9, 2007 at 11:28 am
The audience is wiser than the Speaker! Yet another Proof!
ps: hope you didn’t get the answer, when you 1st heard abt the puzzle.
nAL
April 9, 2007 at 1:02 pm
wow, you have some really intelligent readers, Jammy!
You are gonna need to up the ante!
nina
April 9, 2007 at 2:58 pm
stop joking on women, because i have heard men can tolerate jokes on their wife but not on their daughters…
jv.rajan
April 12, 2007 at 5:35 pm
@ all: Ambiga got it right first…as did many others. One of you even mailed me the right answer.
As has been said: The dealer, who was arrested for the murder, was a lady.
Ambuj Saxena
April 14, 2007 at 10:33 pm
You should have written a disclaimer saying that no men were harmed in making this puzzle.
KIKI
April 26, 2007 at 6:14 am
I dont get it…
mark iv
June 13, 2007 at 3:56 pm
kindly discount the late re…
well, its lateral thinking right? so if we know the answer is ‘female…’ then we aren’t even thinking lateral… and right answer? this IS lateral thinking. how can there be a correct answer!
….
mine goes here:
One fine day, many good-for-nothings start to play cards on the roadside. The money being betted is large and the game is pretty serious. Suddenly one of the men accuses the dealer of cheating. One being accused in front of everybody the dealer brandishes a knife and kills the man. One of the on-lookers calls the police who promptly interview everybody who was playing the cards at the time. In the end, no man was arrested or charged with murder. Why?
1. the cops wanted to interrogate the men in private. so they arrested everybody for GAMBLING and then produced the murder case later
2. the police INTERVIEW EVERYBODY WHO WAS PLAYING CARDS AT THAT TIME. the murderer (dealer) fled the scene before the cops arrived and only the remaining guys were playing cards then.
3. the dealer brandishes the knife, the sight of which kills the victim, a heart patient himself. so the police can only arrest him for possession of weapon, attempt to murder and culpable homicide not amounting to death…
jaide
June 14, 2007 at 5:06 pm
how did moses part the red sea?
with a sea saw!
anton
January 19, 2008 at 3:19 am
what do u call a blonde wif a brain
pregnent
anton
January 19, 2008 at 3:20 am
what do u call a blonde wif a brain pregnent
charley harris
March 1, 2008 at 2:13 am
to make joke because there so good and they can make people laugh so much
haris
July 1, 2008 at 1:43 pm
it was the women because it said no MEN were arrested or charged with murder…..haha too good
ben wh
October 31, 2008 at 10:57 pm
this is my opinion, i like to talk to people, also i like to talk to girls, never mind, girls have cooties.
lolly
November 30, 2008 at 9:18 pm
i think they are really funny lol xx
freya
January 30, 2009 at 11:14 pm
There was a boy wanting to know the 3 letters of the alpherbet so he asks his mam she says go away then he hears his dad shout 180 then his says nanananana then his brother says im driving a car.The next day his teacher asks him what are the first 3 letters in the alpherbet
and he says go away and she says how many detentions do you want for that and he answers 180 then she says whats your name and he says nanananana and she says how are you going to get away with that and he says im driving a car beep beep.
freya
January 30, 2009 at 11:37 pm
there was a boy digging in a school yard and he shouts im free im free and a little girl walks over and says i dont care if your 3 cause im 4.
freya
January 30, 2009 at 11:39 pm
there was a boy at school and he had a poo and he goes home anmd his mam asks him how much led did you have and he said i didnt i shot the class with my poooooooooooooooooooo
Jeff
January 31, 2009 at 6:14 am
The guy wasn’t arrested because the game went into overtime AKA Sudden Death.
freya
January 31, 2009 at 5:08 pm
im inpressed says a boys mam no your not says the boy because your grinning but she was grinnding
plowing
January 31, 2009 at 5:09 pm
fuck
emillie
January 31, 2009 at 8:16 pm
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney
your to young to smoke
elijah
February 13, 2009 at 8:42 am
your moms so stupid she couldnt find her own house and she was in it.
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faith
March 8, 2009 at 1:38 am
why did the fatty cross the road?
Because talitha had her dohnut
cody
March 14, 2009 at 12:51 am
hey i got a joke if ther wos a butler name baet and you called him hey master baet lolololol
dana
April 5, 2009 at 6:44 am
what did the boys say to the gay rabbit?
silly fagget dicks are for chicks…
Rhi
May 5, 2009 at 9:57 pm
what did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo-Bee
Rhi
May 5, 2009 at 9:58 pm
why do they have toilet paper in KFC?
Because its finger-lickin-good
Rhi
May 5, 2009 at 10:05 pm
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn’t serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, “How in the world do you know I am a blonde?”
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,”That’s not a TV — it’s a microwave!”
Rhi
May 5, 2009 at 10:11 pm
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”
Rhi
May 5, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”
To this, the other blonde replies “I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and drown her.”
Rhi
May 5, 2009 at 10:14 pm
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord — nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”
Rhi
May 5, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece
Rhi
May 5, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said “concentrate” on it.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don’t know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Rhi
May 5, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?
A: No smoking.
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside?
A: She grabs a bowl.
Rhi
May 5, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. c0pyr|ghta!haj0k3s
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They’re too hard to peel.
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
Rhi
May 5, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Q: Why does it work?
A: “Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?”
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W’s.
Q: Why don’t blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: To keep from bruising their ears.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Rhi
May 5, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn’t know what number came first.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?
A: She kept seeing signs that read “stop clean bathroom”.
junayd
May 28, 2009 at 4:27 pm
a black man and his son went on an eroplane and all the gas ran out so they all had to jump out the pilot man said lts do it in albhetical order all africans jump out none put there hand up all black people jump out none jumped then the mans son said to his dad dad i though we were proud african black people but his dad said but today we are niggers. loooooooooool
junayd
May 28, 2009 at 4:28 pm
how do you blow up an indian?
press the red button on there forehead lol
junayd
May 28, 2009 at 4:29 pm
what do you call a black man in a church?
holy shit(because hes black)lol.
junayd
May 28, 2009 at 4:30 pm
- How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
- Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces
shannon
June 19, 2009 at 11:57 pm
there were 3 men stranded on a island
they walked towards the water and then seen 2 men
then 2 men both pulled out guns and said to the other 3 men if you want to survive then you have to go into the little forest collect 10 of the same fruits and shove them up your bum without laughing.
so the 3 men went into to little forest
the first man came out holding 10 apples
he shoved 6 up his bum then started laughing so the men shot him and he was floating up to heaven.
the second man came out holding 10 cherries
he shoved 9 up his bum then started laughing so the men shot him and as he was floating up to heaven he caught up with the first man and he asked the second man why he started laughing cuz he only had 1 more cherry to go.
the first man said it was because the third man came out with 10 pineapples!!!!
HINT:PINEAPPLES ARE SPIKEY AND BIG!!!!!!!!!
freya
July 22, 2009 at 10:02 pm
there was once a boy who lived in a house who went to st benets school in ouston oneday he asked his teacher if he could go to the toilet the teacher said not until you say the alphebet so it went like this A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z THE TEACHER WENT WHERE IS THE P and the the boy said its running down my leg.
your friend
September 12, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Hi,
It’s kinda late, but how about this:
The whole affair was a road side drama?
Jackie
November 2, 2009 at 6:12 am
These are stupid!
Draco6slayer
November 8, 2009 at 10:51 am
Sorry for my rudeness, but these jokes aren’t funny 90% of the time. Most are repeats of very famous jokes that everyone knows, and the new ones are written with bad grammar, or incorrectly. A few corrections:
A. “there was a boy digging in a school yard and he shouts im free im free and a little girl walks over and says i dont care if your 3 cause im 4.”
B. “A convict escapes prison by tunneling into the playground of a preschool. Relieved, he shouts,”I’m free! I’m free!” A young girl walks up to him proudly and boldly states, “That ain’t nothin’. I’m four!”
A. “there was once a boy who lived in a house who went to st benets school in ouston oneday he asked his teacher if he could go to the toilet the teacher said not until you say the alphebet so it went like this A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z THE TEACHER WENT WHERE IS THE P and the the boy said its running down my leg.”
B. “One day, a first-grade boy realized he had to go pee. He raised his hand and asked the teacher if he could use the bathroom. The teacher asks him to recite the alphabet first. He attempted it as follows, “A,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z.” The teacher thought about ir for a second and finally asked the student, “Where is the P?” The student grimly replied, “It’s running down my legs”
I’m sorry if I am incorrect, but I believe the Internet has only been up for public use since the late 80s. I was pretty sure that racism, along with racism supporters were dead by then. Nobody wants to hear your racist jokes. As you may recollect we had a big war on a very racist man in the early 40s. I believe the war was titled “World War II” and I think it was somewhat important… well, whatever.
Wasn’t this page about lateral thinking? Just because the site professes comedy doesn’t mean you have permission to write stupid jokes on it. Even the good jokes shouldn’t be on this page.
Thank you for your time.
freya
November 16, 2009 at 11:00 pm
“My mam said i am getting a PS3 for no reason” said a girl named lilo who always got everything her heart desired to want she got and she got until every room in her house was full up with toys and games and consoles ecstras. The next day the teacher said “why have you being boasting about something you are going to get because you have made Faith, Freya, Chloe, Aimee, Emillie and Lauren. You have coursed a great fuss, dissopointment, a bit of jeoulesy on perpous and made every single childs name i just called out 10 mins ago”.
” I did not mean to i was just saying what my mam said i was going to get for me” Said Lilo
” But you do it every day and you always say a game or things that cost more than a game. Today you said that you are going to get a PS3 for no reason and yesterday you said that you were going to get a plasma tv 80 inches long but i am never going to belive a word you will ever say ever again. Said the girls
get the joke it is in this sentance
” But you do it every day and you always say a game or things that cost more than a game. Today you said that you are going to get a PS3 for no reason and yesterday you said that you were going to get a plasma tv 80 inches long but i am never going to belive a word you will ever say ever again. Said the girls
hahahahahaha she was not boasting she was boasting hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
freya
November 16, 2009 at 11:03 pm
i was meant to say “why have you being boasting about something you are going to get because you have made Faith, Freya, Chloe, Aimee, Emillie and Lauren upset.
i missed the word upset out
freya
November 16, 2009 at 11:08 pm
and in this sentance i missed the word upset out it would be
You have coursed a great fuss, dissopointment, a bit of jeoulesy on perpous and made every single childs name i just called out 10 mins ago upsetâ€.
i put before
You have coursed a great fuss, dissopointment, a bit of jeoulesy on perpous and made every single childs name i just called out 10 mins agoâ€.
wth
December 22, 2009 at 3:08 pm
man you got to help me
for some reason i’m on the most wanted list
i can’t go outside because they just stare at me and
(silent)
are you naked
yep
tanner
December 22, 2009 at 3:16 pm
(alice) somtimes i think you just don’t notice me john
i think we should break up
(john)WHAT THE HELL
benches arnt supposed to talk
tanner
December 22, 2009 at 3:19 pm
whats the diffrence between a bee and a fly
bee’s can fly but flies can’t bee
agent c666
January 1, 2010 at 4:17 am
i get it at the end of the paragragh it says that “No Man Was Arrested” there fore stating that the killer was female
m-e-m1234
January 4, 2010 at 11:53 pm
yo mommas so fat that when she lights a match the aunts clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got some heat
ment
January 7, 2010 at 5:33 am
your head so big it looks like mayra
eddheart
January 30, 2010 at 5:56 am
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye
ella
January 30, 2010 at 7:27 am
why did ella cross the road ………. to save the world!
why did TJ cross the bridge to …………….eat!!!
julie
January 30, 2010 at 7:32 am
how do you make a klenex dance put a little boogy in it ………………….. !!!!!! hahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anthonny
April 30, 2010 at 9:39 pm
woah
freya
August 6, 2010 at 8:44 pm
a man walks into a bar and asks the bar lady—-
Can i have a kit kat chunky
so the woman gives him a kit kat chunky and the man says
i wanted a normal kit kat you fatty.
as
August 15, 2010 at 6:10 am
why did the duck cross the road?
safron
September 1, 2010 at 1:00 am
hi
dakota
September 8, 2010 at 9:52 am
so why did micheal jackson only were 1 glove?
cuz it only takes 1 hand 2to touch little boys.
so when boys are littlethey learn girls have coties athey learn girls still might have coties.
dakota
September 8, 2010 at 9:54 am
when boys are younger they learn girls have coties and when the get older they learn girls still might have coties ..
dakota
September 8, 2010 at 9:56 am
THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY THAT WENT TO CHURCH. HE ThOUGH HE WAS BEING TOUCH BY tHE HOLY SPIRT BUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST MICHEAL JACKSONS GOUST.
dakota
September 8, 2010 at 9:57 am
WHATS LONG BLUE AND BLACK AND ALSO SMELLS LIKE HAM?
GONZOS NOSE AFTER KURMET WALKED IN ON HIM AND MISS PIGGY
cloe
April 17, 2011 at 9:12 am
why is six afraid of seven ?Because seven eight nine.
Sumer
June 10, 2011 at 11:42 am
Ashsish:Mana 1 mango kaya.
Ranu:mana 400 bar mango Kahya.
Ashsish: matlab tu 400 bar toilet gai.
jen
June 23, 2011 at 2:11 am
what do you call a giraffe with a rash on its neck….
A Redneck!!!!!!!!
Kahi
July 22, 2011 at 11:55 pm
This is my kind of church.
Cause no one will be preaching and or talking.
Too bad im not allowed
Serah
July 31, 2011 at 9:19 pm
I love your nose…. only i thought only elephants had trunks…. ew haha
beatriz
August 14, 2011 at 11:46 pm
i hate the words
hot
silly broken
hope cleator
October 22, 2011 at 2:40 pm
i hate the words
hot
silly broken
hope cleator
October 22, 2011 at 2:40 pm
i hate the words
hot
silly broken
april
January 28, 2012 at 5:36 am
ccccccccccccccccccccccccccoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Katie! Age: 5
February 1, 2012 at 3:26 am
If you watch the teletubbies u might get this joke easier! <3
Why do the teletubies go to the toilet all at the same time?
A. Because they only have one Tinky Winky! ha ha lol!
The teletubbies names are…
TINKY WINKY
Dipsy
La La
Po
kaylene
February 11, 2012 at 3:44 am
why do people call these bars airheads
because the head is full of air
ky
March 7, 2012 at 12:34 am
Q How does an archeoligist tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton?
A He know it’s a female be the jawbone is worn down!
ky
March 8, 2012 at 11:35 pm
so nowone liked my joke?
madie
March 9, 2012 at 12:08 am
i loved ur joke
madie
March 9, 2012 at 12:09 am
i luved ur joke
SANDISWA
March 15, 2012 at 8:10 pm
how can you become strong in love although u r wick in yo body
use istameta can help u become hot bt not strong
ky
March 20, 2012 at 2:40 am
Q what did the chiease man say to the other chiease man?
A Conituway
jahsmine
March 24, 2012 at 8:10 pm
yo mamma so fat when she stepped in the water the fattest whales sang we are family .
nathan
April 6, 2012 at 1:26 am
a child called tom gets asked by his teacher learn the french alphabet for tomorow to say to the whole class.tom says ok.when tom goes home he says to his mum what is the first letter in the french alphabet .his mum is cooking and burns herself and says fuck .and tom says thanks.tom asks his dad what ts the second letter in the french alphabet.his dad is waching football he shouts goal!!.tom says thankyou.tom says to his little brother what is the third letter in the french alphabet.his brother is playing with action figuirs and shouts batman.and tom says thankyou.when tom goes to school his teacher says what is the 1st letter in the french alphabet. he says fuck.that is detention for a week.what is the 2nd letter in the french alphabet he says goal!!.that is detention for three weeks.what is the third letter in the french alphabet he says batman.that is detention for a month.
rehana
December 24, 2012 at 9:00 pm
i got a similur one
when a boy went to school his teacher said learn the alphabet for the next day he went home asked his sis
and she said in the toilet in the toilet then he asked his brrother and said battman …………..
ben
April 27, 2012 at 4:16 am
what did the duck egg say to the duck you quake me up.
shelly
May 28, 2012 at 12:37 am
why do people shake every day? To shake shake shake therebodies.
lafewa
May 28, 2012 at 7:30 pm
i love you no im joking
lafewa
May 28, 2012 at 7:32 pm
how do you make a toilet paper dance. put a boogy on it
lafewa
May 28, 2012 at 7:33 pm
your to skinny when the tooth pick saw you it broke
rehana
December 24, 2012 at 8:57 pm
why did the cow want to cross the road?
because he wanted to watch a moooooooooovie
rehana
December 24, 2012 at 9:02 pm
carry the numbers on till 8 and listen to yourself
i 1 poo
i 2 poo
i 3poo
i 4 poo
i 5poo
i6pooo
i7poo
man2sting
April 9, 2013 at 9:46 am
Why do we need funny stories? Because they hate us: they are mockery and mockery is againts human rights? Whoops!