Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at jv.rajan@gmail.com or message him at +919650080255.
Rhea takes amazing amount of interest in singing, and listening to music. Perhaps this and the fact that her mother was once a violinist….made us buy a small keyboard for Rhea a few years back.
Occasionally she forces us to take the keyboard out and bangs a few keys.
In this video, she is singing a rhyme while performing on the keyboard as well.
Did you know that Earth Day was founded as an environmental awareness measure on April 22, 1970? Earth Day is a day that is intended to inspire awareness and appreciation for the Earth’s natural environment.
Well, my daughter Rhea’s teachers definitely wowed us by teaching Rhea how she can help save the Earth. Here in this video she tells us all.
Apparently, today is “Good” Friday. I think Jesus may have named it differently.
Jai: Veeru, today I saw Basanthi while taking bath.
Veeru: Dude, she is my girl. I will kill you!
Jai: Ufff! You and your corrupt mind. I was taking bath when she passed by.
Ashish Nehra is a very good bowler, but he also has a knack of taking away the cricket game from his team’s grip in the very last over. Maybe that is why there are lots of funny Ashish Nehra jokes.
We have tried to compile some of them for you here:
Joke 1: Loving someone who does not love you is like batting when you need 37 runs in 6 balls. You know its impossible….but you still have a small hope that Ashish Nehra will bowl the last over
Joke 2: Mere dil mein hai jhakam itna gehra…
Mere dil mein hai jhakam itna gehra…
Jo, jeeti hui match hara de, wo hai Ashish Nehra…
Joke 3: Dabangg’s dialogue re-said by DHONI: “Afridi aur Akhtar se darr nahi lagta saahab Munaf aur Nehra se lagta hai.”
Joke 4: Indian fans to Team Pakistan: Doodh mangoge….chalo de denge…khud bana lena kheer. World cup mangoge…de denge Nehra…sir khujaate rehna phir…
Joke 5: Ab to har ghadi ye dil darega
Ab to har ghadi ye dil darega
Kya Pakistan k against last over Nehra karega?
Joke 6:
Dhoni’s MOTHER: Market se sabzi le aao.
Dhoni: Par Ma me kal match haar gaye na , to log bahut gusse me hain!
Maa: Meri sari pehenkar jao, koi nahi pehchanega Market mein
//Dhoni gaya//
One Gal: “hi dhoni” !
//Dhoni shocked//
“Kaise pehchana Gal?”
“Abe mein Nehra!”
Joke 7: The good thing when Nehra is bowling is that he’s not fielding… the bad thing when he is bowling is he is bowling!
Joke 8: Behind every successful batsman is Kamran Akmal. But in front of them is Ashish Nehra!
Joke 9: Couple silent in bed. Wife thinks. Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing someone? Don’t I appeal to him anymore? Are wrinkles showing on my face? Is he trying to dump me? Have I put on weight at the wrong places? Does my make up repel him these days. Is he upset with my nagging? Why? Husband thinks: Why in the hell did Dhoni give the last over to Nehra!
I generally like to work alone. The last thing I co-created was my daughter Rhea
– Indian Prime Minister has invited Asif Zardari for India-Pakistan World Cup semifinal. Next they will invite Ashish Nehra and Kamran Akmal to watch the next Indo-Pak Foreign Secy meet.
– Zardari says he can’t reach for Mohali the India vs Pakistan World Cup semifinal in such short notice. Why doesn’t he speak to Kasab… he knows few shortcuts to reach India from Pakistan.
– Shahid Afridi: “Hum Sachin ko 100 nahin banaane denge.”
Misbah: “Lekin kaise?”
Afridi: “Hum 93 all out ho jaayenge.”
– Mohali mein hum itne chauke-chhake maarenge ki confuje ho jaaonge ki boundary pe khade ho ki border pe!
– Indo-Pak Dabangg II : Yuvraj to Afridi – Hum tumhari gendo pe itne chakke marenge ki confuse ho jaoge ke fielder ground ke andar lagaye ya bahar!
– Dabbang’s dialogue recreated by Dhoni: “Afridi aur Akhtar se darr nahi lagta saahab..Munaaf aur Nehra se lagta hai.” (Courtesy: Prats)
If you know more, please leave them in the comments section.
They finally found out how much coke Charlie Sheen had. Apparently it was enough to kill two and a half men!