There has always been a huge communication problem between men and women in India. This is not new. This has existed from the time the first man came home late and said, “crazy traffic.” But this communication problem becomes even more serious when the man and woman involved own trucks. You may think truck ownership … Read more
This is less of a poem and more of a ballad. This is the story of how Rekha and I met, our evil intentions, and how Rekha turned the tables on me. How I brought your mother back When I first saw her,She was wearing something blue.I thought: “I will take her out,And all my … Read more
Here is the farewell speech I delivered at my office in Sify at 5.15 p.m on 27th of December 2004. This speech was delivered in front of all my office colleagues when I had decided to move on from what had been my daily job for four years – taking care of Sify’s Sports portal. … Read more
Rekha has never liked animals. Or birds for that matter. Or fish. She would eat them, but to see them alive give her the creeps. You probably ask, “If she was so allergic to animals, how come she married you?” Well, my answer is that before marriage I did behave like a human. Though there … Read more
Sex between a man and woman could be great – provided you get between the right man and woman. – Woody Allen They say that getting better at sex takes patience and practice. I can vouch for that because in the last 25 years I have been through a lot of sexual disasters. Till I … Read more
Two days back my wife called me when I was in office. I said, “Rekha, I am in a meeting. Can I call you back?” “Sure.” And after ten minutes she called me again. I cut the call and messaged her that I couldn’t talk since I was still in the meeting. She just replied an … Read more
Long, long ago I was in London for a few days. Thats why when I saw the London riots in 2011 on television my heart went out to all Englishmen. I mean, what wrong did they do besides marrying Indian women and creating a bunch of hard-partying Anglo-Indians? The English definately don’t deserve this. In … Read more
In the last few years the gas prices have been coming down. USA’s strategy of mess-with-every-fuel-rich country seems to be paying off. Actually I may be way off the mark if I blame just the United States. Iraq, Nigeria, Syria, Ukraine, South Sudan, the East and South China Seas – every conflict is driven by … Read more