Rekha`s family has decided to strip me on the day of the marriage. Looks like the marriage will be sanctified in a temple. But this is only the good part. The bad part is, I can only wear a dhoti during the marriage. That leaves out my fat-laden, scar-ridden, breast-hanging torso fully exposed. Was wondering … Read more
It seems there is a National Liars Hall of Fame in Dannenbrog, Nebraska, US of A. No, I am not lying. It is true. Maybe, we could set up something like this in India – the Indian Liars Hall of Fame. It would be an able platform for all those out there that have never … Read more
I was introduced to the internet five years back. I started out with e-mails and slowly graduated to yahoo chat. The net was just right for me. I could lie. I could pretend. I could hide. I could lie again. Given below is the transcript of my attempts to find a friend online…that day five … Read more
Crime is ramphant in this World, more so in India which makes its presence felt at the top of the list of the most corrupted countries. That is not to take away the credit of Mexico, which is the most corrupt country in the World.
Ever lived in a hostel? If not, you would better stop reading coz you are not going to understand one bit. Today morning when I walked into my balcony, I saw my towel fall from the line where I had left it to dry. It was dry all right. But it was kind of stiff … Read more
Ever been in a fine mess?Ever been absolutely unsure of the happenings around you?Ever been left alone in a crowd?Ever had a stroke of bad luck?Ever been given a blue rose?Ever been part of a civilized warfare?Ever been fooled by somebody’s daily special?Ever hazarded an educated guess?Ever been told an important trivia?
Ablums…no.. albums. Yeah, albums. I hate albums. Especially if they do not belong to me. I hate them so much, that I have even stopped visiting my friends and relatives. Here is what happened when I last visited a friend`s place. It all started because Prakash, my friend wanted to take a bath before we … Read more
Yesterday I read review of the Hindi movie Girlfriend. It is about two girls, who like each other and eventually develop sexual attraction towards each other. A prominent word used in the review was `lesbian`. Being the innocent man, that everybody knows me to be, I went out looking for what the word meant. I … Read more