Marriage & Rekha
Both my family & my in-laws are from small towns. Reason enough for them & their actions to be funny. Here I exaggerate their ignorance and bliss and come up with funny incidents for city-dwellers like you to laugh at!
A real life conversation
Unmarried friend: You picking up your wife on your way? Married friend: Yeah… Unmarried friend: Why you so upset? Married friend: This is no longer exciting…it used to be great before marriage. Unmarried friend: I can understand. Familiarity breeds contempt. Married friend: Damn true. Now, if you ask me….picking ones nose is better than picking … Read more
Rekha and I differ in our opinion
Rekha and I have started differing in our opinion. Not that we did not differ earlier. Now we differ more often. Our first difference of opinion was when we ended up loving different people. Eventually, we got married to different people. She married me and I married her. Not a good thing to start a … Read more
Traffic update from my wife
Wonder if there were traffic policewomen 40 years back. Coz, if they were …I can be sure that in her previous birth Rekha was a traffic policewoman. From the moment she sits on my Yamaha at 8.30 a.m. till the time I drop her (at 8.50 a.m.) at her office, she gives live commentary on … Read more
Some thought-provoking quotes
On Divorce Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. – Robin Williams For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always … Read more
A married man’s guide to safe and sound staring
Men have this incurable habit of staring at girls. It is an inborn talent and is hard to leave behind once you get committed. This guide is aimed at helping out all hose men (and boys) who get caught by their wives and girl friends …and other girls on whom enough has been invested. Many … Read more
Ice-creams
Today, Ice creams are not a rare commodity….thus turning the life of husbands (and in some cases boy friends) a torture. Not so long back, they were a rare commodity. Back then, kulfis were the big thing. Not to mention the ‘noodles` ice stick (it would have semiya embedded). Some say, that was the beginning … Read more
Why did Rekha gift me a beer mug?
Great work ‘A.` You guessed it right…Rekha gifted me a beer mug for my birthday. I wonder why she did it. As soon as I opened the gift I shouted in excitement: “Hey! It`s a beer mug!” Rekha censured me: “Now, don`t you get too excited. You are not getting any extra beer than you … Read more