Unmarried friend: You picking up your wife on your way?
Married friend: Yeah…
Unmarried friend: Why you so upset?
Married friend: This is no longer exciting…it used to be great before marriage.
Unmarried friend: I can understand. Familiarity breeds contempt.
Married friend: Damn true. Now, if you ask me….picking ones nose is better than picking ones wife.
Unmarried friend: And why so?
Married friend: At least when you pick your nose you can wash your hands and get rid of the dirt.
This was inspired by a reply I sent to a fan mail from Libu B. Thanks Libu.