From where are you looking at it?
An English teacher known to be a strong lady, wrote these words on the blackboard: “woman without her man is nothing”.
She then turned towards the students and asked them to punctuate the words correctly.
The boy students wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The girl students wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”
There you go…
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lolz…. thats great
Hey Jammy,
This joke is the book Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynne Truss.
When did you start copying things from books?
aree Warlock, I didnt read that book so can’t say if you telling the truth. but i didn’t write this…read it somewhere and found it too good to be left unattended. So posted on my blog
Dear Jamshed, I am reading the book right now and so I just told you. I trust on that part.
While on the topic of English class, “definitely” has no ‘a’.