Posts filed under “Sex”
I thought Clitoris was a Greek God
Sex in India is different from the rest of the World. While we invent/discover/write kamasutras….we hide Debonairs and Playboys under our beds, yet to the world we are like: “Sex? Sorry…we are Indians.” The other day, Rekha saw a chat message from my ex-girlfriend and caught me: “Who is she?” ““Ah! Just a friend.” “Have [...]
Character certificates from Facebook
Two days back my wife called me when I was in office. I said, “Rekha, I am in a meeting. Can I call you back?” “Sure.” And after ten minutes she called me again. I cut the call and messaged her that I couldn’t talk since I was still in the meeting. She just SMS-ed [...]
My wife forces me to lie, when I am lying down
Marriage is a great institution. I mean, really. I have huge respect for it. While I got to agree that the driving institute where I learnt my driving does give a tight fight…the institution of marriage comes a definite first. I will do anything to keep my, my wife’s and people’s faith in this institution [...]
Story of how I ended up starting a porn website
I was reading a news item in The Telegraph yesterday, and apparently there are at least 300 positions in sex. Oops, that didn`t come out too as intended. Let me retry. I was reading a news item in The Telegraph yesterday, and apparently there are at least 300 positions available in the British sex industry. [...]
Buying a house is like having sex
A friend once told me that buying a house was like having sex. There is a lot of planning, too many people are involved, you feel tired after wards and almost always there is none of the appreciation that you expected. Around May 2009, Rekha had started cozy-ing up to me. When your wife starts [...]