Reluctant husband goes on a picnic with wife’s friends

Four nights back my wife turned towards me in bed and stared at me. Having been married to her for the last six years I knew this was a dangerous move. As a weapon, it ranked a little below Arnold Schwarzenegger’s AMT Hardballer Longslide (with laser sighting) in the movie Terminator but above Sylvester Stallone’s […]

Story of how I ended up starting Ouchmytoe.com

[mnky_ads id=”5202″] I was reading a news item in The Telegraph yesterday, and apparently, there are at least 300 positions in sex. Oops, that didn`t come out as intended. Let me retry. I was reading a news item in The Telegraph yesterday, and apparently, there are at least 300 positions available in the British sex […]

The art of picking up women and its evolution over the years

[mnky_ads id=”5202″] Back in the cave man days, finding a spouse was easy. One only had to go hunting and come back with a huge, dead deer on one’s back and place it in the corner of the cave. The woman, who obviously couldn’t go hunting and thus was dependent on a man for food, […]

World Gin Day – best and funniest quotes on gin and tonic

[mnky_ads id=”5202″] The second Saturday of June is celebrated the world over as World Gin Day. Why Saturday? So that one has Sunday to recover from the hangover. World Gin Day is all about gin lovers coming together and celebrating with a lot of gin and tonic. If you don’t understand all this getting together […]

Funny reactions to India’s loss to Sri Lanka in Champions Trophy

[mnky_ads id=”5202″] After a convincing win over Pakistan only a few days back, last night India lost to Sri Lanka in their second Champions Trophy match. Even a score of 321 runs in 50 overs wasn’t enough to contain Sri Lanka who romped home with seven wickets to spare in the 49th over. Twitter has […]

Enough of women empowerment, it is time men ask for rights

[mnky_ads id=”5202″] The more I think about it the more I agree with myself – men need more rights. Funny, because not so long ago women needed more rights –from the right to vote to the right to wear clothes that showed cleavage. I think now the Global body, International Women’s Commission and the local […]

Funny tweets on World Environment Day you must not miss

[mnky_ads id=”5202″] Donald Trump was reckless and dangerous when he decided to pull USA out of the Paris Climate deal. The fact that USA pollutes the most compounds the issue further. After Trump’s coitus interruptus (a birth control measure, not a climate control measure) USA got clubbed alongside war-torn Syria and Nicaragua as being the […]

This Portland man expects to deliver a baby in six weeks

[mnky_ads id=”5202″] Trystan Reese is a 34 years old transgender man who will be delivering his first child in less than six weeks. Together with his gay partner Biff Chaplow, they have a nice little family which continues to grow. In 2015, they were suddenly thrust into parenthood after winning a US court battle to […]