I don`t know how my family communicated my birth to the rest of the world. Some of my guesses are: Drum beats sounding like the much fashion-walked song ‘Cotton Eye Joe` Painting the trees in the area red (when the trees got cut and towns got built the phrase changed to ‘painting the town red`) … Read more
For the last one week, Ouchmytoe comments haven`t been working. It was a tiring hostage situation. After close investigation, it was found out that ISI had a hand in the big mess-up. Last night, Government of India took a decision to use Black Cat commandos to stormed into the comments section. At 12.01 – the … Read more
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen. He and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It’s all part of Woody’s plan to grow his own wives. – David Letterman [For those who don`t know, Woody Allen married his own daughter. Foster child, actually] The doctors – yes, two of them – have said … Read more
You got to read this – is this funny or what. Apparently, Google was sent this mail by one of the aspiring fly-by-night SEO company. Dear google.com, I visited your website and noticed that you are not listed in most of the major search engines and directories…” Don’t believe me? Check out this link Here
Did you know that “Platonic” was a word used by Greek philosopher Plato to describe the love his guru Socrates had on one of his pupil. In short, love without sex. After my wife left me on January 19 this year – she is now in her mother`s house for her delivery – I brushed … Read more
Did you know that Google doesn`t advertise its products? At least, I have not seen any advertisement of theirs. How do they manage to attract the huge numbers, then? Probably because they are creative. Beat this – they have a Gmail commercial on YouTube, talking about the benefits of Gmail and which has already been … Read more
Ever wondered why your site figured high in Google but way below in Yahoo search or MSN search? I did and would find out that different search engines use different relevancy criteria. In my attempt at comparing and contrasting how different search engines work, I landed on a link which wuld open my eyes to … Read more
Once in a while doesnt hurt. At least, doesn’t hurt the promoter! Amit Agarwal of the Digital Inspirations fame in his interview to ileher.com has said this I like reading Ouch My Toe, Swadeshe, Newsmericks, VentureWoods and Mad Momma. If there is somebody out there who doesn`t know Amit…first…keep it quite…don`t announce it to the … Read more