“Why don`t Oysters donate? Because they are shellfish!” * * * * * I would have never known this but for my NCC friend Jayachandran`s decision to marry. I am glad his marriage opened my eyes to the ways of my wife. The connection? Read on. Being a working day, we had to leave office … Read more
Why are married women fatter than the unmarried ones? Answer: That’s because when the single women come home they see what is in the fridge and go to bed. But when married women come home, they see what is in bed and go to the fridge. * * * * * I completely agree. Married … Read more
In the last couple of days I have realized that Ouchmytoe readers (and that means YOU!) only like funny articles. I also have a feeling you prefer articles targeting Rekha more than anything else. So, here is a promise – will try and include Rekha in each post of mine for the next one week. … Read more
The Alphabet of Manliness is a recent book written by a humor writer which is currently creating waves in the literary circles. I say humor writer with a lot of pride because like me he also maintains a funny/satire website titled ‘The Best Page In The Universe`. Unfortunately, he hates Blogs and this is how … Read more
When I was with Indian Express, I didn`t find their office toilets great. They were very average. After two years with IE, I tagged on to my Indian Express Sports Editor Anand Philar and World Billiards Champion Geet Sethi and joined their start-up kheladi.com in Chennai. Since we worked out of a house the two … Read more
This was snapped while filling up the car before we climbed up the hill. Wonder why it says ‘you pay more in the hills’. Check out the tea’s name – Nonsuch. When I asked the tea shop owner he said: “Thats because there is ‘no other such’ tea in the World.” Thats Rekha and I … Read more
Riddler and the Joker are now passé – superhero Batman now has a new enemy. In his latest comic which has already hit the stands he takes on the World`s most dreaded terrorist – Osama bin Laden. Al Qaeda attacks Batman`s Gotham city, which is then rescued by the caped crusader. Here is a conversation … Read more
Having failed to find anything funny in appraisals, Ouchmytoe decided to borrow from the internet and come up with an interesting piece. I had my appraisals a few days back. Am glad I had read this article in The Hindu way back in 2004, for I was able to maintain my cool. As a result, … Read more