can`t say that this post is not inspired by Rekha. If I did, I will find myself walking to the court the next minute.

If you are 20 and below, I would suggest you stop reading this post. If you are above 20, and are married, please don`t tell your wife that you read Ouchmytoe. I could be trouble.

According to the scriptures which are yet to be released to the public (and are currently being guarded by the knights of the temples), headaches have been there since the days of Adam & Eve. After eating the forbidden fruit, the first thing Adam learnt was ‘headaches`.

An extension of the story is that after Eve had persistent ‘headache`, Adam walked up to God and said: “Hey, can you take one more rib of mine and make another woman?”

If you are below 20, chances are you don`t know what ‘headache` means. Here is a tip – it`s a contraceptive. According to the Family Planning wing of the Indian Government, ‘headaches` have contributed immensely in controlling the Indian population. The other contraceptive that has significantly cut down the Indian population is the ‘onion`.

If you are above 20 and are married, here is a tip…always approach your wife/girl friend with an aspirin, like I did.

“Here I got you an aspirin,” I said.

“But I don`t have a headache.” my wife replied.

“There, I got you!”

The only problem is…I can never remember the word ‘aspirin` when I go to my pharmacist. I always end up asking for acetylsalicylic acid!

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at jv.rajan@gmail.com or message him at +919650080255.

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