It is official. Rekha and I are getting married this Sept.
For those of you who have had the misfortune of knowing Rekha, well, bad luck. And for those of you who do not know her…you are lucky. Believe me. It is not always great to know somebody who stares you down when you look around at other girls, does not let you smoke or drink…or for that matter even eat oily food.
Her life revolves around the Khans and Bips of Bollywood. Here is an explanation –
JV Rajan: Sachin Tendulkar is the same as Rekha TP: Shah Rukh Khan.
Her work involves loads of Movies. And since my work is a lot of cricket, one can safely assume that it would be a marriage of sorts between Cricket and Movies. In fact Rekha has already decided to name our first-born Laagan.
I wonder if at all it is a safe decision. Especially, marrying a girl from Kannur (Cannanore in English), known for its well-managed riots. After all, Rekha once used to be the neighbor of Doctor Omana. To know more about this Kannur Doctor, ask around your mal friends and you would get it in graphic detail.
Tonight, how about lighting a candle for me….
According to reliable sources, when my father asked Rekha`s hand for his son, her father jumped up on his feet, danced around and sang: Aasa dosa appala vada. The report is yet to be confirmed.