Important Announcement

I have an announcement to make on Ouchmytoe. Can somebody guess what it could be?

Come on….give it a shot…

Update: The comments this post has received are a must read. Please don’t miss the funny, probable announcements that are being suggested. Believe me…none of the 20 people who have left comments (till 6 p.m. on Friday) are anywhere close to the actual announcement.

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24 replies on “Important Announcement”

baby pee’d on you? crapped on you? puked on you after drinking milk?

your wife hit you? the nurse in the hospital gave you an anti-rabies injection bcos of you drooling all over her?

a male doc at the hospital is hitting on you? i give up!

what it is i say!!

This sounds more like the to-be-continued pepsi ads…and now people will be more interested in the guesses than your actual announcement 😉

As for my guess…hmm there must be a reason why u posted this under ‘Blogging’. Considering I don’t have a self thinking brain, I’ll go with Santosh (blogger interview at gauravnomics??). If Santosh wins, I win too ok?

that you are finallly getting serious… now on you’ll be writing on politics, reservations, global warming etc etc…

if thats the case then rest assured that most of your readership is gonna migrate to cooler climes….
[]_.-‘ (Q_,._

Anyway Santhosh has given the news. But lemme try any way, there is one very beautiful girl, who has moved in to you opposite house. And the news is She is ready for a Platonic Relationship.

Ah C’mon Jammy, dont start focussing on that. If you are clever enough, look who is staring at you from out of focus – Rekha and Rhea!

the ‘bhai’ at the gym looked at you…

there is an old jungle saying.. “maternity is a matter of fact, but paternity is a matter of conjecture”.. you got a DNA test to prove a point.

hey, wait a minute.. this must be the rating and bonus time (i guess). are you going to share the moolah with your loyal readers, maybe a grand party or something.

or is it something boring like:
changing jobs
what santhosh suggests

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