I wish it were true…

When I was a kid I never understood the digestive system. I was under the impression that a morsel of food swallowed would fall into the stomach like something falling into a pickle jar.

As a result, for long I believed it was the ‘bums` where all the shit was stored. Obviously, I was surprised to note that my bums were always the same size. They didn`t deflate after my prolonged session in the loo. Mind you, I was only seven-eight years old then.

Now, I am old enough and I know The Works. But how much I wish, it was true that shit was actually stored in the bums. One could have easily identified people ‘full of shit`. And if I were identified, all I needed to do was…go to the loo!!

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at jv.rajan@gmail.com or message him at +919650080255.

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