My visit to the hospital

My sincere apologies for being such a late comer. But the visit did not quite go the way I had anticipated. Spent most of my time in the hospital …my father had to undergo surgery. He is still in the hospital, and request you pray for his health.

While at it, let us not forget that there is loads of humor in the hospital. Here are some of the specialists you will come across in any hospital –

Internist – the doctor who gets to speak to the pretty interns.
Cardiologist – the one who is still alive after three heart attacks
Chiropractor – the doctor who is so flexible that other doctors say he has no spinal cord.
Orthopedist – The doctor whose skeleton qualifies to be kept in a biology lab once he dies.
Pediatrician – The one that behaves like Michael Jackson.
Gynecologist – The doctor who gets to have all the women.
Laryngologist – The doctor who cannot talk for his life.
Neurologist – The doctor whose hands shake when he tries to do anything.
Gastrologist – The one that farts sincere and hard. So much so, once they had to evacuate the hospital and on another occasion the air raid sirens went off.
Dermatologist – The doctor with warts on his skin.
Edocrinologist – The doctor with a swollen Thyroid.
Pulmonologist – The doctor that finds it difficult to breath.
Urologist – The doc who pisses in the bed.
Psychologist – The truly psycho Doc, who has seen the movie ‘Psycho` 99 times and refuses to see it one more time.
Ophthalmologist – The doctor who thinks there are four vowel alphabets and one vowel word – A, E, EYE, O, U.
Psychiatrist – The doctor who sometimes rushes out of the hospital like crazy…stands on the road for a few minutes…rushes back to his seat…and then sees his patients.
Plastic Surgeon – The doc who mends leaks in plastic buckets in his house.
Radiologist – He is the radio-loving doctor. Says he cannot live with it.
Hematologist – He is the doctor who gets to keep the lady doctor called Hema.

Here are some guys for whom I could not think anything nice. Give it a shot…
Allergologist, Anaesthesiologist, Andrologist, Diabetologist, Rheumatologist, Sexuologist and Nephrologist.

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at or message him at +919650080255.

2 replies on “My visit to the hospital”

sexologist-the one who couldn’t determine his/her sex throughout the life
Allergologist-the one who keep on getting different kind of allergy and

Anesthesiologist-the one who strongly believe that beer wont help u sleep after marriage,so keep on taking anesthesia every night.

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