Repercussions of the Tsunami attack

(A not so serious analysis)

1) World is now divided into two types of people – those that were affected, and those that weren`t.
2) Those who were not affected are of two categories – those that actually helped, and those that got goose pimples and kept watching the TV.
3) Kids will no longer be sent alone to beaches. And the parents will refuse to accompany them.
4) Walkmen/i-PODs will no longer be trusted companions of walkers/joggers on the beach. Most of them lost their lives because they were not aware of the commotion.

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5) Late night parties will not end with a bath in the sea at 2 a.m.
6) Beach resorts will no longer be the holiday destinations, esp. for Christmas & New Year holidays.
7) South Indians will not head for Sri Lanka and Andaman islands after marriage.
8) Employees of Lighthouses will now have a new occupational hazard to tackle.
9) Man will no longer be considered the only catalyst of ecological imbalance.
10) People practicing Pranayama (Yoga) on the beach can no longer afford to close their eyes.

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at or message him at +919650080255.

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