You are my Sonia

Unlike my colleague Vinesh, I do not think we Indians bungled by voting for the Congress. Click Here and read his blog to empathise with him.

While I have no love lost for Sonia, Vinesh’s views sent me into uncontrollable rage. But better sense prevailed, and I suddenly realised that those that are weaker in the body believe in the power of the pen.

Have taken bits of Vinesh’s blog…after all one needs to tear him apart bit by bit……

Friends, if we were given the choice, I am sure we would retaliate to the ominous signs that Sonia Gandhi, an Italian national could well become Prime Minister of India.
Come on Vinesh, what is all this ‘given a choice’ thinge….weren’t you given a choice? Do not tell me that she staged a coup, outsed Vajpayee and now has decided to become the Prime Minister! I wonder if you even cast your vote.

But power is a game of politics
Should it not be – politics is a game of power?

Mr. Vajpayee, who in my opinion was the best Prime Minister we have ever had and by a mile.
Please do not read much into the above statement, because our protagonist has never read/thought or seen the previous PMs. Back then, he was a head-banging, gum chewing, guitar-slinging rock star, who did not know newspapers existed.

To me, all of this trivializes in the face of having a person of Italian origin, birth and original nationality as our premier.
Your favourite team Ferrari is Italian. Your favourite sportsman Michael Schumacher is a German. And wasn’t Germany an ally of Italy during the two World Wars? You swear by Hyundai, a Korean company, that is neighbour to Japan, another ally of Italy during the WWs.

BTW, whats that painting you have hanging in drawing room? A Piccaso duplicate?

Guys that get excited soon have one stumbling block. The one in their head.

By the way, really appreciate the 250+ comments he has got on his blog. Goes to show that there are people who really care.

PS: No, I do not have a gun to my head when I wrote the last line. Neither was I worried about Vinesh’s size or for that matter the fact that my Medial Insurance has expired.

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at or message him at +919650080255.

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