Standing Ovulation for Liz Taylor

I really loved Elizabeth Taylor. I would have married her but I didn’t want to be the ninth guy – that would have really upset my parents.

But you got to give it to Liz Taylor for her taste and ability to identify the right people. All her eight husbands attended her funeral. Known for being late… Liz Taylor lived up to her reputation and arrived 15 minutes late to her own funeral.

A popular Hollywood director has announced a biography tentatively titled: 8 weddings, 16 honeymoons & a funeral. A rival director has decided to do one better and just focus on her early years in Hollywood trying to get work. His movie has been tentatively titled: Forrest Hump.

Quite a pity Liz Taylor had to die so soon…I mean she had it in her to marry three more men and introduce an IPL team of her own. Elizabeth’s XI they would be called. And the kids? Well, eight more kids and we could have had a regiment.

My heart goes out to the lady. There she is…in the middle of a cemetery….sleeping alone….for God knows how long. Her death is a huge lesson for us all: Inside of a coffin there can only be one good sole so don’t buy a new shoe just before your death!

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at or message him at +919650080255.

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