Arvind Kejriwal has become the butt end of all jokes in recent times. Why not…in his enthusiasm, he has been creating a lot of opportunities for jokes. So here goes a list of jokes on the man who is currently ruling Delhi.
Joke 1: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in Colgate Active Salt tooth paste
Joke 2: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips Youtube ads
Joke 3: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely
Joke 4: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds the bomb he returns it to the terrorist
Joke 5: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony
Joke 6: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks maggie only for 2 minutes
Joke 7: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL
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Joke 8: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he finds an “honest” justification to turn back on every promise he ever made
Joke 9: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when his wife once asked him if he could get moon for her, he called up ISRO to launch Chandrayaan-1
Joke 10: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he hates the song ‘love the way you lie’
Joke 11: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that once he filed a case against a Halwai because there were neither Gulabs nor Jaamuns in GulabJamun.
Joke 12: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it
Joke 13: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him “Do I look fat in this?”
Joke 14: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he seeks his wife permission to keep extra marital affairs.
Joke 15: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he gives you a business card that says “nobody”
Joke 16: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he likes Shakira’s Hips because “They Don’t Lie”.
Joke 17: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he surrenders himself to Police after killing a mosquito.
Joke 18: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest He refused to watch Bodyguard because he does not want security.
Joke 19: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he is the only one to buy a Winrar licence.
Joke 20: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party he calls the cops himself after 10 pm
Joke 21: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he told his kids “How I met your mother” in less than a minute
Joke 22: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he got his memory card arrested when it got corrupted
Joke 23: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when he was a kid, he clicked on “I am below 18 years” on porn websites.
Joke 24: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that if u find meaning of Honesty on Google it will say “Did u mean Kejriwal”
Joke 25: Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that if he skip red-light by mistake, he take a U-turn to stop before Red light