I generally despise Managers. The others get to do the work, and these guys walk away with all the accolades.
Even if they knew nothing about let us say subject A, they would wax eloquent on the topic till kingdom come..and would never give up. I wonder, what all I could accomplish, if I had the time they had. But one good thing I like about the Managers is, they never give up.
But then, as they say all good things come to end, the managers will become extinct. I think. With time, humans will become intelligent and realize that nobody needs a well-salaried, high-heeled gentleman (or woman) to just sit and watch work being done.
In short, the human race will identify them as fattest mammals lying around doing nothing..well..not exactly the fattest…there would be the dead whales.
Here are a few alternative jobs I would suggest –
– Space Securities: All Managers will be dispatched to the stratosphere and left there with their space suits on. Their job will be to watch out for asteroids on collision path with Mother Earth, and warn NASA and Bruce Willis` team in advance.
– Human Chimps: Cosmetics that were previously being tested on chimps could be tested on these guys. They need not do anything, just sit there with face-pack on their face.
– Electrical Testers: With the ban on plastics, Electricians will not be able to carry those traditional testers, which light up when they come in contact with electricity. All electricians will be accompanied by a Manager, who will step in for the tester – by inserting his finger into the nook and corners of the Electrical Boards.
Note: These suggestions have nothing to do with my hatred for Managers.