If you drive with your wife IN your car, you have probably experienced this. If you drive with your wife ON your car, you are probably a happy man by now. God bless her.
Yesterday, for the millionth time I got scolded for being a careless driver. The only thing I ever did was rip the right arm of a pedestrian. For a while I thought that man was an Olympic champion or something…he was running that fast along my car. Only when he tripped and fell did I realize that his hand had got caught in my rear view mirror. Later, when I parked the car in my parking slot, the hand fell down. Now, I have my grandfather`s eyes and an unknown pedestrian`s right hand.
Getting back to the journey, as soon as the man fell down, Rekha started her gyan on how to drive in Chennai. I wouldn`t really mind if she had been a Micahel Schumacher who couldn`t make it to Formula 1 because her father didn`t want her to. But she is no Schumy. She doesn`t even have a two-wheeler driving license. She has had three learner`s licenses and on 19 ocassions called me to rescue her from a spot after hitting somebody.
She continues to ride a TVS Scooty and if you see a lady in the middle of a commotion, with a green Scooty that`s been pushed to the roadside…it could well be Rekha. To check if she is indeed Rekha, get on top of omebody`s car and shout: http://ouchmytoe.com. If the lady is indeed Rekha, she will turn back.Â
Anyway, that`s besides the point.
I came across this relevant joke on elaughs.blogspot.com.
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful …! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking
too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They’re going to STICK! Careful…… CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT!
The wife stared at him.
“What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I wanted to show you what it feels like
when I am driving with you in the car.”
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One of these days I am going to do this to Rekha.
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