eMail conversation between husband and wife

Here is an actual conversation that happened between my wife and me. Please understand that to make it an interesting read I have included a few fight scenes, a few romance scenes and a few song and dance sequences.

Date: 7 January, 2011
Time: 7.00 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]

Subject: Late?

Are you going to be late today too?

Regards,
Rekha

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Date: 7 January, 2011
Time: 7.09 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]

Subject: Re: Late?

Yes sweetheart. What about you? You too…late today? 😉

Cheers,
Jammy

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Date: 7 January, 2011
Time: 7.15 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]

Subject: Re: Re: Late?

Yes sweetheart.

BTW, hope you have dropped the cheque, sorted out the heater, and taken the DD in my father’s name?

*Didn’t like the sarcasm in your mail.

Regards,
Rekha

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Date: 7 January, 2011
Time: 7.29 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Late?

I was not at all sarcastic. Was just enquiring…for our daughter Rhea will be home alone till we reach.

*Yes, taken a DD for your father.

Cheers,
Jammy

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Date: 7 January, 2011
Time: 7.15 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Late?

I didn’t like the way you reduced the DD for my father to a mere footnote.

BTW, I wanted to know what time you will be reaching coz I want you to have a word with our 3-year-old daughter tonight.

Regards,
Rekha

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Date: 7 January, 2011
Time: 7.34 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Late?

A word with our three-year-old daughter? What? She has come home with a tattoo? Or did somebody in leather jackets and a Harley drop her home last evening? What happened?

*Nope! I didn’t reduce the DD for your father to a mere footnote. Trust me, I didn’t swear when I was withdrawing the Rs 20,000 for the DD.

Cheers,
Jammy

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Date: 7 January, 2011
Time: 7.45 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Late?

Your daughter has changed her boy friend again – for the third time in the last five months. I want her to behave like a good family girl – not be some tapori like her father.

I will be late today, but can you catch her attention before she hits the bed today and have a word with her?

Regards,
Rekha

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Date: 7 January, 2011
Time: 7.34 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Late?

Will do. But what do I tell her…I have no idea how a woman decides on her boyfriends. If I couldn’t read you in 10 years, how do you expect to read my daughter in 3 years?

*Will try anyway. Will update later.

Cheers,
Jammy

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Date: 8 January, 2011
Time: 5.25 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]

Subject: Thought I might as well change the subject

Any updates? Sorry was tied up…couldn’t check on your talk with the daughter earlier.

*What time did you come in last night? And when did you leave?

Regards,
Rekha

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Date: 8 January, 2011
Time: 6.03 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]

Subject: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject

The talk went well. She argued back – said something that meant…blubber blubber clutter putter…..whatever she said made sense.

*Came in at 1 am and left home again at 6.30 a.m. BTW, noticed somebody well-built sleeping with you in our Queen-sized bed. Who was it?

Cheers,
Jammy

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Date: 8 January, 2011
Time: 5.37 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]

Subject: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject

That’s somebody I love, but you have no idea about it. In fact, you think otherwise.

Regards,
Rekha

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Date: 8 January, 2011
Time: 6.14 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject

What? When do you plan to break the news to me? What about our daughter – I would definitely like to keep custody of her.

Where does he work anyway? Does he make more money than I do?

*Remember, DDs for your father won’t be part of the alimony

Cheers,
Jammy

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Date: 8 January, 2011
Time: 5.37 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject

Stupid! That was your mother, and my mother-in-law. And how easily the divorce-talk came to you. Are you seeing anybody? Is it that Mansi girl in your office?

*And yes, thanks to the DDs we send your mother, she is well built.

Regards,
Rekha
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Date: 8 January, 2011
Time: 6.14 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject

Ohh! That was my mother?! When did she land up?

And I agree, we now-a-days only speak thro’ emails. How about a call?

*Mansi quit. Aditi has joined in her place.

Cheers,
Jammy

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Date: 8 January, 2011
Time: 6.45 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject

Yeah…call is good. How about 9 p.m.? Will be in my car, on my way back then.

*And is this Aditi also pretty?

Regards,
Rekha

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Date: 8 January, 2011
Time: 7.04 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject

9 pm works for me too. Will be in my car heading for a dinner with folks from Airtel.

Sending you a meeting invite & the conference call details now.

*Mansi is pretty. But she is married and has a kid as well.

Cheers,
Jammy

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Date: 8 January, 2011
Time: 7.45 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject

Marriage and Kids have never stopped you from flirting before. Why do I have this feeling that you might upload this conversation on your blog?

*Been ages since I visited your blog. Stopped being a regular visitor since the quality of your writing started going down.

Regards,
Rekha

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Date: 8 January, 2011
Time: 8.16 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject

Please accept the meeting invite I just sent. You could be right about the blog bit. Don’t visit it till I tell you that a good post has been uploaded.

Now-a-days, we don’t talk often…so lets be punctual at the call…and also be good to each other.

*Darn! This Aditi wears such revealing clothes!

Cheers,
Jammy

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11 thoughts on “eMail conversation between husband and wife

  1. Interesting read… and here I was, thinking that people lose all their sense of humor after getting married. Thanks for keeping my hopes up!

    No offence intended with that comment. 🙂

    Cheers,
    Joy…

  2. Not funny. And why do some of the times not go in sequential order on the emails? For instance, one email states 7:29pm then the next one is 7:15pm. This happens a few times.

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