Here is an actual email conversation that happened between my wife and me.
Please understand that to make it an interesting read I have included a few fight scenes, a few romance scenes and a few song and dance sequences.
Do note, this is not a sex conversation between a husband and wife. To be honest, we are married, and hence this is anything but a sex chat. 😉
Date: 7 January, 2017
Time: 7.00 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
Subject: Late?
Are you going to be late today too?
Regards,
Rekha
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Date: 7 January, 2017
Time: 7.09 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
Subject: Re: Late?
Yes sweetheart. What about you? You are late too? 😉
Cheers,
Jammy
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Date: 7 January, 2017
Time: 7.15 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
Subject: Re: Re: Late?
Yes sweetheart.
BTW, hope you have dropped the cheque, sorted out the water heater, and taken the Demand Draft in my father’s name?
*Didn’t like the sarcasm in your mail.
Regards,
Rekha
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Date: 7 January, 2017
Time: 7.29 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Late?
I was not at all sarcastic. Was just enquiring…for our daughter Rhea will be home alone till we reach.
*Yes, taken a DD for your father.
Cheers,
Jammy
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Date: 7 January, 2017
Time: 7.15 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Late?
I didn’t like the way you reduced the DD for my father to a mere footnote.
BTW, I wanted to know what time you will be reaching coz I want you to have a word with our 3-year-old daughter tonight.
Regards,
Rekha
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Date: 7 January, 2017
Time: 7.34 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Late?
A word with our three-year-old daughter? What? She has come home with a tattoo? Or did someone in leather jackets and a Harley drop her home last evening? What happened?
*Nope! I didn’t reduce the DD for your father to a mere footnote. Trust me, I didn’t swear when I was withdrawing the Rs 25,000 for the DD.
Cheers,
Jammy
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Date: 7 January, 2017
Time: 7.45 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Late?
Your daughter has changed her boy friend again – for the third time in the last five months. I want her to behave like a good family girl – not be some flower-power girl from the 70s. And definitely not like her father.
I will be late today, but can you catch her attention before she hits the bed today and have a word with her?
Regards,
Rekha
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Date: 7 January, 2017
Time: 7.34 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Late?
Will do. But what do I tell her? I have no idea how a woman decides on her boyfriends. If I couldn’t read you in 15 years, how do you expect to read my daughter in 3 years?
*Will try anyway. Will update later.
Cheers,
Jammy
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Date: 8 January, 2017
Time: 5.25 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
Subject: Thought I might as well change the subject
Any updates? Sorry was tied up…couldn’t check on your talk with the daughter earlier.
*What time did you come in last night? And when did you leave?
Regards,
Rekha
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Date: 8 January, 2017
Time: 6.03 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
Subject: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject
The talk went well. She argued back – said something that sounded like “blubber blubber clutter putter.” Whatever she said made sense.
*Came in at 1 am and left home again at 6.30 a.m. By the way, I noticed somebody well-built sleeping with you in our Queen-sized bed. Who was it?
Cheers,
Jammy
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Date: 8 January, 2017
Time: 5.37 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
Subject: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject
That’s somebody I love, but you have no idea about it. I am not surprised. You know so little about me anyway.
Regards,
Rekha
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Date: 8 January, 2017
Time: 6.14 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject
What? When did you plan to break the news to me? What about our daughter – I definitely would want custody of her.
Where does he work anyway? Does he make more money than I do?
*Remember, Demand Drafts for your father won’t be part of the alimony
Cheers,
Jammy
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Date: 8 January, 2017
Time: 5.37 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject
Stupid! That was your mother, and my mother-in-law. And how easily divorce-talk comes to you. Are you seeing anybody? Is it that Mansi girl in your office?
*And yes, thanks to the Demand Drafts we send your mother, she is well built.
Regards,
Rekha
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Date: 8 January, 2017
Time: 6.14 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject
Ohh! That was my mother?! When did she land up?
And I agree, we now-a-days only speak thro’ emails. How about a call?
*Mansi quit. Aditi now manages our Social Media.
Cheers,
Jammy
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Date: 8 January, 2017
Time: 6.45 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject
Yeah…call is good. How about 9 p.m.? Will be in my car, on my way back then.
*And is this Aditi also pretty?
Regards,
Rekha
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Date: 8 January, 2017
Time: 7.04 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject
9 pm works for me too. Will be in my car heading for a business dinner with some investors.
Sending you a meeting invite & the conference call details now.
*Aditi is pretty. But she is married and has a kid as well.
Cheers,
Jammy
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Date: 8 January, 2017
Time: 7.45 pm IST
From: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
To: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject
Marriage and Kids have never stopped you from flirting before. Why do I have this feeling that you might upload this conversation onto the Internet?
*Been ages since I visited your website. Stopped being a regular visitor once the quality of the articles started going down.
Regards,
Rekha
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Date: 8 January, 2017
Time: 8.16 pm IST
From: Jammy [jv.rajan@gmail.com]
To: Rekha [Rekha@filmyworld.com]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thought I might as well change the subject
Please accept the meeting invite I just sent. You are right about this going onto the Internet. Don’t visit my website it till I tell you that a good article has been uploaded.
Now-a-days, we don’t talk often, so let us be punctual for the call.
*Darn! This Aditi wears such revealing clothes!
Cheers,
Jammy
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