Looks like Ouchmyte is nurturing monsters, who if given enough time can turn dangerous. Here is a mail received from one of the readers – Rajesh Nair (original name) and my reply to him.
From: Rajesh Nair
Date: April 17, 2007
Today I accidentally stumbled upon your blog @ www.ouchmytoe.com and hurt my toe. I have a feeling you have cameras fitted in my house and share on this blog what you see/hear of me and my wife. Just in case you wonder who I am – well, I am a Mallu caught in the crossfire like you.
Ours was a love marriage and we are now finished with all of it. Know any place where I can buy it cheap? Any sale that you can guide us to?
After reading your blog I have realized that all husbands are irresponsible and I shouldn`t be the only guy getting the stick from my wife. Any tips on how I can convey this to my wife?
I have to mention that I had a hearty laugh after a long time – so much so, my eyes filled with tears as I read some of the articles (nothing to do with the fact that my wife was poking me with a safety pin for wasting time on your blog).
I also have a daughter who is turning one on 30th April. My wife is planning a birthday party and has asked me to apply for an ICICI personal loan tomorrow. That reminds me, I have to take photo copies of my salary slip. Bye now.
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To: Rajesh Nair
Date: April 18, 2007
Thanks for writing in. Please tell your wife that one doesn`t waste time on Ouchmytoe. Instead, one learns to be spineless…a tact if not helpful at work is definitely so at home.
Only a week back another person mailed me saying he had stumbled upon www.ouchmytoe.com. But he didn`t hurt his toe because he was wearing a Jaipur foot.
Yes, you shouldn`t be the only man getting the stick from your wife. Get her father in the line. To do this you need to spot his weaknesses (like 40 cigarettes a day, and half a bottle of country liquor – which I think should be easy if your wife is also from Kerala) and make regular references to them during your arguments.
Talking of personal loans…try out the HDFC Loans division…it is better. Besides that`s the only bank that supports us husbands. Don`t believe me? HDFC…stands for Husbands Deserve Full Control.
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