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I have always believed that if women didn`t exist in this World, we would have never had combs. All the baldies please excuse for you were never part of the big plan God had. You are a flaw in the system. Just in case you didn’t know beneath the good crop of hair on my head there lies a bald patch waiting for its first audition.

When two men fight over a woman it is the fight they want, not the woman.
– Brendan Francis (More quotes by the man)

When I read the quote mentioned above, I realized how true it was. Men never fight over a woman…they fight because they love to fight.

Coming up next on www.Ouchmytoe.com is how I locked horns with another man over a girl and lost. Don`t remember the exact date but the year was 2003.

P.S: Today, the man who beat me and the girl we ‘fought` for are a happily married couple. Just like Rekha and me. Happily married, indeed.

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at jv.rajan@gmail.com or message him at +919650080255.

4 replies on “Coming up next…”

Jammy, you are right about the reason when two men fight over a woman.. I had a friend who fought over a girl when we were in undergrad.. he physically fought with another guy.. The other guy won the battle and then told the girl that he was not interested in her but just wanted to prove his brawn! In the end my friend was beaten to dogs and the girl was left with no guy..It just proves how stupid/lame guys can get 😉

bhai you know this is very very sensitive issue 🙂
the truth should not be releaved when the culprit (women) can openly view the comments 😀

any way aur baatao how is your life going? enjoying in chennai?

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